Ok, two things:

Dear god.... That reads like one of the Jezebel scary stories. "You expand too..."

Agreed. I hated that movie and everyone in it. Every exchange felt so contrived.

No... I don't think they started dating until a year or so after the fire. Are you thinking of her contractor/boyfriend, who was rebuilding parts of her house at the time of the fire? Because they broke up after she was released from the hospital.

lol, right?! That baby is the biggest threat to the group at this point.

Yeah, exactly. Daryl told her that Beth was probably alive, but they have no idea where she is or how to find her, so she just has to focus on the tasks at hand for now.

I think the difference is that she knew that Glenn was alive, or had at least escaped the bus, but had no idea if Beth survived the prison attack or not.

AHHH WHAT. THE. FUCK.

AHHHH. Holy shit.

Gahhhh! Awful!

Urban legend, but still terrifying! Stories of bad people are always worse than ghosts, in my opinion.

You absolutely are justified in your fear! Intuition is a powerful thing. I'm glad you're ok!

Yeahhhh. My eyes rolled pretty hard at that point. I would also argue that many of the female characters on TWD are physically stronger than some of the men. Michonne is ripped (she's often seen doing core workouts). She also kicked The Governor's ass.

Didn't Anne Hellen Peterson just do a live Q&A on Jezebel a few weeks ago? Awkward!

I actually think Mandy Moore looks like the mom of the group in this photo, even though I think she was only 17 in 2001?

Honestly this just made me hate Laura Brown, the writer. "Earnest as quinoa," really?!

Well, ok? This was probably the most boring thing I've ever read. Nashville is enjoyable but it's not THAT good.

Haha no worries, I noticed that too. The username is also "jessaseewald," which should give it away (even though I don't think they're married yet...).

"on the Jezebel" LOL. Thank you.

My favorite line: "Meanwhile, Kevin Tierney, a Boston police officer, searches for Katie and, using his authority as a police officer, sends out reports saying that she is a wanted murderer."