Michelle Monaghan WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

LOL! Burn.

Right?! Her body shape I recognize, but her face? I'm still not convinced it's her!

LOL!! That is the best thing I've ever heard!

Yikes, this is a horrible photo. She is so cute but this shot really ages her.

Noooo not Mark! And Alicia Keys?! Woody Harrelson?! God damnit.

SO sad! :(

I think she looks more like the inmate from season 1 - I'm forgetting her name, but she was the white, blonde girl with braids who died in prison.

It's a hoax, but a hilarious one.

Ahem. Ms. Ears. :)

Oh dear god. WINNER.

I love/hate stories like this because I know you can't give names, but I sooooo want to know! :)

Oh my god, I am so sorry but I can't stop laughing. I lived in Korea for a few years too, and this sounds exactly like something that would be encouraged.

Aw! But didn't you see puppies all the time working for a vet? Wouldn't you get to a point and just be like, meh, another puppy?

Yikes.

....There are fanfics about Jezebel writers? :/

Totally fake and not clever, either.

I saw a hilariously awkward interview with her a couple weeks ago on GMA or one of those morning shows. I love artists/actors before they are big enough to hire a PR team and have no idea how to interview (not that I blame them, it's definitely a learned skill). My favorite quote (paraphrased):

Hellllllll no. She has dead eyes and that video was boring as hell.

Doge references will always be hilarious to me. A+