Christmas woe already.

Her shoes. <3

I am sad for him because no one deserves this shit.

Well, if you met my ex, you’d know he was into bestiality.

I did! I dated a guy from Texas who didn’t vote for Trump because “Texas votes for him” and said viciously horrible things about race, Hispanics, and Hillary. Things were going fine until those slipped out, and then my vagina sealed itself shut and we had to cut ties.

I’m a high school assistant principal, and I have three rules:

Hello! Smug post.

I love this story. I visited my grandfather every day - we were best friends. When my photos from my doctoral ceremony arrived, my grandfather was actively dying and couldn’t speak anymore. I brought one to show him anyway. He kissed the photo, which was more than anything he could’ve said.

... nautical Good Will Hunting?

I wish I could like, triple star this and share it to every feed possible.

I have. I messaged her directly to ask her how I knew her. She hasn’t answered yet. But depending on her answer I might open a can of crazy.

I have enough real friends who pull that shit. Wraps. Lularoe. Mary Kay. BeachBody. It’s almost better to have no friends!

“I’ve gotten so used to being stressed out and unhappy that I’m not capable of anything else anymore” is exactly where you start.

Some chick friend me on Facebook, which is pretty weird. I don’t usually get requests. So I accepted and put her on a restricted list. I did a little retcon (because I’m FBI level cray) and I cannot find this chick anywhere. She only has 3 photos and basic information and no posts, so I know this is a b.s. account.

Trump’s first order will be to remove Wisconsin as a state for disobedience. (Kidding I hope).

I’m sorry. I was with a guy for two years, and when it came time for us to move to his home state, he ghosted on me. I drove out there - and he was upset because I found him - and his new chick. So I understand. We aren’t the assholes.

omg. this and thank you for offering me another reminder of why my ex from ohio was the worst thing that every happened to me.

While it is completely none of our business if he is autistic, I actually thinking sharing that would make Melania seem a little bit more compassionate as a mom. Not so much the sperm donor (I barfed a little there)

This this this. This is my trigger anniversary from a bad DV relationship. Fucking Run.

Don’t worry. Then everything went back to normal and they went 0-9