This is why I don’t eat at school events. I don’t know whose family made what, and for some reason, mayonnaise is a prime ingredient in everything festering on the table.

I meant older than a person who would want to be up past midnight in a fancy restaurant. I’m 33, and maybe I would be up for waffles at 1am - at the promise of no work for like, three days so I could recover from having “fun.”

Because he’s older and he has kids and this is way past a decent person’s bedtime. I’m assuming.

this story would be better if she paid her to sleep with him.

and in that case, that’s all?!

yet.

Yes, and I don’t have kids, so I feel like my position is usually seen as moot, but for christ’s sake - can the media stop sounding like this is some sort of shocking event that he is putting his career on pause? WTF was he supposed to do, be like “hon, take the kid to chemo, I have a world tour” ?

Where I worked, you had to apply for renting before you were allowed to rent. The safety of the school district came first, so even if we didn’t agree with it, if student safety in any form could be in danger, it was a no go.

You can usually rent the school because it’s a public building, but that doesn’t mean that the school has to allow you to use it. There was a church group (cult? maybe?) that used to rent our auditorium and they had laser shows and shit. They paid a good penny for the Sunday time, and they cleaned up better than we…

You are GORGEOUS! I love it!

Good lord was tiring.

I like your conspiracy theory concept. Tell me more.

Is it a prosthetic or orange conturing that gives Alec the hook on the nose? Because it should be a PSA to what can happen if you don’t blend. It’s a good makeup job.

mine are actual handwriting. My grandfather was my best friend, so I have little things he would write in his cards tattooed on me. I’ll try to take a pic.

a) Figure out what you want and then b) do some research for the best artist who focuses on the techniques you need. All of mine are black and white hand writing samples, so I wouldn’t need a master colorist.

Tutor positions are sometimes posted on schoolspring.com

Oh, you beat me to the post. Because this is me to a T. Minus the marriage. And with more depression.

Patience. Two steps forward. One step back.

Funny you should mention that. I have a beta male who has been super clingy and we were supposed to meet today. But he decided meeting meant me driving to his place one hour away so he could wine and dine me. This sounded like an episode of Law and Order SVU, so I declined because of a migraine (true story this…

The museums are run by history majors from the local college. They’ve had the same wax figures since forever. They’re really crabby if you mention anything that happened in the Crucible. I like Crow Haven Corner, Pyramid Books, and The Coven Cottage for “authentic” experiences.