How does Ryan Seacrest make a useless, vapid tweet like that on a day that clearly has been resonating with so many musicians and music fans? I mean, for a guy who is supposed to have a pulse on the American public, he tweeted about a lousy 90s show, Disturbed, and then made a #RIP tweet.

sick burn. like stop and shop brand.

I would be a physics experiment in gravity.

Unfortunately, my boss is the one with the tone, and I’m the next in line, so I hear about it from my coworkers all the time. Like I don’t know he’s condescending or I know where the on/off switch is. I don’t. He does it to me too.

Hey, Lindsay, I’m even going to pretend I know enough about Islam to have this convo, but I will tell you that using the Koran as a prop is definitely against their beliefs.

Let me tell you how this would go. After fighting to get into it, and realizing I looked like I was wearing sausage casing, my left boob would fall into that gaping space and be suffocated - hanging like an udder.

Omg, you’ve seen me!

I am in a severe funk. (1) I fully despise my job to the point of depression. (2) I interviewed for an awesome job and they haven’t called me back so I’m 99% sure I didn’t get it (3) my ex called and threw me for a loop, which was more like skinning my knee than reopening a wound (4) my hot Texan is emotionally…

Ex Couch called me drunk and “missing me” and “wanting to continue our relationship” this last weekend. And it awesomely ended with him trying to show me his dick on snap chat. He didn’t leave the chick he cheated on me with - and he’s still 900 miles away. He’s also very mentally sick from what I can see.

So my boss’s incompetency is great, because I stress and run around so much I’m guaranteed to lose weight?

Education Administration.

I’m even willing to make a lateral move at this point, but there are people who are trying to tell me how horrible that would be and how I’d “never” get out of that position then. I don’t know if that’s true, but I can’t stay here.

currently, my boss is incompetent. I’m doing my job and his, so I’m doing 280% of everything (because he keeps messing things up even when he has nothing to d0). I’ve taken over because the other employees are pissed with him, and our supervisor won’t fire him for some unknown reason. I’m looking for a new one so…

Yeah, that “Can’t you wait it out?” Is shit. I know that staying in my position would be beneficial “for another year” but I am unhappy here, and I hate myself here, so I have to say I’m willing to sacrifice the “but your resume would look so much better...” line.

Hey! It’s been awhile, but somehow, by accident, I found an amazingly nice guy. At this time last year, I was posting about how much I loved Mr. Ohio, and he subsequently cheated on me - funny how a year changes things.

plus +10 for describing my adult disdain of the Cheesecake Factory to a T

Couldn’t wait to share.

Or ever go to Ohio.

+1 for twunt.

I wish my ex from Ohio lasted two minutes.