... it’s safe to say not many of us want to see Wendy.

There’s not a day I can’t make fun of Ohio sports on Deadspin.

Johnny!!

Just when I had convinced myself that I wouldn't have the opportunity to make bad choices with my ex ever ever again - Katy and John teach me any bad decision is possible!!

Piggy and Kermit broke up on the same day my ex and I did - and yeah, fuck that home wrecking pig.

You do not want to know who makes the porn. If we think this guy is a monster for having it, I don’t think we’ll find words for that guy.

Um, my mind went blank ** does not compute** when I hit the 10 year old part. What the hell.

Then I don’t want her to shame herself. I want her to say she feels better when she’s x, and she’s proud when she doing x - not lament the struggles.

“If not me, who? If not now, when?”

We played a new game this holiday: take a shot every time one of the emotional porn commercials came one. We we sloshed by appetizers.

I cackled out loud. +1

The Christmas Miracle was that this wasn’t Manziel.

I bought my mother James Taylor at Fenway tickets and she is pissed that we “have to go into town” “in an open venue” to see him. I’m trying very hard not to shit in her stocking.

..... somehow I don’t think this one is going to make the scholarship bulletin board in guidance.

His haircut is a little distracting - one side of his head looks shaved bald - and the other side is clearly grey hair.

My ex’s grandmother passed. And I, although cheated on and ghosted, sent him a card.

I sent my ex a sympathy card. Even though he was a total monster, I feel bad he lost a loved one, and to be honest, if my friends were any type of people when my grandfather died, they could’ve sent cards to me.

How do I get on this show? Seriously.

FYI - I am looking for an elf for my high school staff next year. I want them to roll their eyes and file a grievance (kidding). But I think the in joke of it would help with holiday cheer. Especially since we kvetched about receiving anonymous bags of candy this year.

You too +100. After 15 years of not being with my sis, we just became friends and sisters again because mom pitted us against each other.