I have started the ghost back process. My initial reaction was more of a “But you’re mentally ill, what the hell are you doing?” Because I’m his biggest supporter. But I’m not a cheerleader, I’m a girlfriend - so he missed the boat.

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And yet he’d hire them (me, us, my dad) to manicure that lawn at ridiculously low prices.

Thank you. It’s the first day of my vacation, and I made it a point to only check once because otherwise, I’d be compulsive.

My boyfriend is from Ohio. I love him. But I just sent him this article because it’s our future if I have to move to Ohio.

My mother would slap the Mexican DNA out of me if I said she wasn’t my mother.

Yes. My 60/60 feels like a 90/10 right now. And I’m being generous.

FLOTUS has to know the First Daughters are going to be fierce young ladies too.

As an admin, I have less of a problem with students who are dressed “scantily.” I don’t see girls who look burlesque-y walking the halls of the school.

The service clerk was just rude and kept making comments about “my skin tone” and “those people with darker skin tones” - and it was little things that were pissing me off. It was very dismissive and snide - and at one point, she referenced “since you all want to look like JLo, you should check this highlighter -…

So she’s not only delusional, but she’s an asshole, too.

I completely missed the cancer part of this. Are you serious?

We will absolutely do it with the window open. I live next to a dorm - they will beat us in sound every season.

As an admin, I can say that I lost $$$ buying students lunches (high school kids - who know to pack or fill out the paperwork). Sometimes the human side (you know, knowing this shitty carbohydrate heavy meal may be the only meal this kid is getting until tomorrow, unless it’s Friday, then he’s on his own until Monday)…

No, seriously. There are times where I have to follow a ridiculous chain of command to send an email to a staff member because it has to stay within the laws of the contract, or an email should be worded particularly to a certain parent ... there is a lot more legality in it than being able to have open conversations.…

For me, Mexican, it’s taking out my credit card, ensuring that they refer to me as “doctor KateontheCouch,” and being a general assertive bitch to show them that their initial stereotype of me (Mexican in a tee shirt = lazy? poor? slob? both?) is so fucking wrong. I’m usually so pissed that it ends with “you know…

There was like, six seconds when Jeremy Piven was ridiculously hot on Entourage. And I watched that.

side note: the commercials with Cari Dee from ATM with psoriasis always makes me say “has it been that long since I watched that show? Really?”

I don’t mind it, but if it’s the same dress, that’s why there are a few issues.

This dress looks like she wore it in like, 1993. Which would explain why she’s a-poppin’ out.