And, since I’m still commenting, the ONLY time I’ve ever had a problem with a girl wearing a backless dress or strappy number is when she hasn’t been properly fitted for it. I’ve seen bands of fabric and sparkles burst under the stress of being squished into that dress, and I’ve had to sew or duct tape straps back…

I call bullshit. NONE of my male students care about the dresses their dates wear. They just want to go, eat, dance with their friends and leave (to party, be safe kids. Seriously).

Hey! Wait. We Mexicans don’t want to claim him either! He’s from the race of Asshole. Or Florida.

I read Montserrat as Monistat and was momentarily horrified.

we called this guy the velociraptor because his arms were so small and ... well, yeah. He decided we shouldn’t date because I was too thick for him and because I wouldn’t smoke with him behind the dumpster at the local IHOP (I have standards, however low they may be. I wasn’t really feeling him anyway).

Hey, as a reference point, I have a lot of days where I feel like I should be wearing Spanx if I’m wearing yoga pants. So just saying.

I must’ve woken up hopeful for humanity, because somewhere in me, I said “I hope those two assholes actually meant it and it wasn’t some contrived action to look sympathetic.” Because I think they would do that too.

Side note: I am honestly hoping and hopeful that Kanye’s statement to Kim about being true to yourself to be happy is a legit statement and not a story. Because that actually made him a smidge less douche.

I expected more contouring from a Kardashian. I think it’s a bad photo shop.

I thought for awhile (and forgive me if I’m wrong, because this wasn’t one of my need-to-knowers) neither of them wanted it. I’d love to be wrong and this kid to be in a happy home with someone who wants him. I think I’m kind of pissed she’s throwing aside this decision like she didn’t like the spring line of purses.

This is what kills me. I’m watching a friend of mine suffer through IVF. There are plenty of people who will adopt this child as their own - so let’s forget the bitchin’ game and give the kid a fair chance with someone else.

She justifies my “some people are just shitty people” speech to students who show up in tears because a reoccurring asshole has crossed their path.

They just don’t care enough. And I get it. Lousy pay, lousy work, lousy angsty teen life. But it wouldn’t kill them to not enrage their customers. Maybe they’d get a tip then— oh wait.

because TEENAGERS.

Because at Dunkins, they are set on auto pilot. So you can ask for whatever you’d like, but you’re definitely getting a cup of cream and a handful of sugar. (Finding a Dunks that makes it perfect is like finding a unicorn).

I’m going to side rant early: I cannot tip at Dunkins anyway because they never get my order right. I’m not so sure what’s so hard about iced dark roast, one cream, one sugar, but it always comes back like it’s a cup of cream with four sugars. Make my coffee strong and how I like it, and we’ll talk tip, Massachusetts…

Actually, (admin here), I can void a test booklet if the student refuses. I had a kid refuse to take the test, so rather than report, I voided. It counts towards the attendance of the test, unfortunately.

I have become the local crazy who orders the same sushi order every Monday from eat24. Not quite the same, but shameful nonetheless.

Can I say thank you for this article? I’ve been with this guy for a year, and we’re now starting the LDR part and I’ve had the heebie jeebies all day. I wish I had legit friends in this area (they’re all sucking right now), because I’d have the “am I nuts?” convo.

I had few thoughts (I’m an admin at a high school). This could’ve been a “yeah, that sounds like a good idea” and suddenly the posters were up and no one had read them. Bad, bad protocol. This could’ve been a “we made these with good intentions” and no one even remotely realized how bad they were (I saw that this…