Of course I don't. I have built up a natural immunity, strengthened by nuts, berries, vitamins, and regular sessions with an E-meter. I'd like to see the Autism virus try to penetrate the defenses of my temple.

Cage the Elephant is one of the best live bands I've seen in a very long time. I saw them open for the Black Keys and actually felt bad for the Keys, because it was impossible to follow up on Cage's raw energy.

Agent: Cam, you need a firewall to potect you from this happening.

Twitter: Please reenter your password.

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.

My alma mater is on here for football? Everyone buy a Powerball ticket. Now.

You've been chosen to represent your country at the Winter Olympics in Sochi. But first, you have to take a hellacious dump. Choice: Do you flush the toilet paper? (go to page 2) Or: Do you place the toilet paper in the bin? (go to page 3)

This is exactly right, but the interesting thing is that Dana White and the Fertittas were only able to salvage the organization by focusing on specific fighters. Their most popular fighters all came from the same era. Let me throw some names at you: Tito Ortiz, Chuck Liddell, Matt Hughes, Randy Couture, BJ Penn. Have…

UFC is going through a process of transition, and seeing how Dana and the Fertittas handle this transition will be interesting to observe. With GSP gone, for who knows how long, they've lost their #1 PPV selling point. Anderson Silva appears to be facing the end of his career but he alone cannot carry the load of…

Someone wise once said "to the privileged, equality feels like discrimination."

They aren't mere talking points, they're facts. What you have a is a bunch of muddled half-assery and sexism.

"Male athletes" are not being "punished." First of all, it's not anyone's God-given right to get an athletic scholarship. That's…

Not "one of" the best dive bars; the best dive bar. Greg Louganis himself told me how much he loves Tidball's.

This! Or for us Old School folks - good Coffee.. I know at this time of year I have a thermos full of coffee I made at home cause I can't get the near the Sbux we have in our store. Or just be nice, and patient and if you come it after we have been open more than 5 minutes realize that doorbuster TV is already gone..

REDBULL. ENERGY DRINKS OF ALL KINDS. ALL THE REDBULL.

You know, ALL of these statements can be true:

oh that we could all be that beautiful. Pristine and white.

I also find the mating habits of poor people distasteful. They don't even TRY to get into the "vows" section before they go off having sex willy-nilly, as though adults have any sort of right to have families! I wonder if there is some sort of government program that we might set up, where we could decide whether…

I'm guessing that at some point, the DEA will intercept something intended for the Honeybadger, too.

If there's anyone who should be in trouble for taking money at Tennessee, it's Lane Kiffin.

wowwwww. yeah, what hermionepond said above. i read jezebel every day and it make me think and look at things critically and differently, and then islam or muslims are mentioned, and comments like willa's and mscinephile's pop up. as a headscarf-wearing, brown, religious muslim woman raising two children as muslims,…

First in with a Daniel Day-Lewis reference?