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As my best friend said earlier, “I’m about 2 seconds away from finding a random man and pouring bleach on him.”

I remember the strangest details from every single one of my assaults, I’m so tired of people not understanding how memory fucking works.

I blessedly missed his questions.

Unless she wasn’t indulging a weird kink and he’s a controlling abuser but I guess that’s too fucking hard for you to get your mind around.

She was in a relationship with him? I guess you’re just better than her, GOOD JOB DAYGLO HERE’S YOUR MERIT BADGE

I’m so sorry <3

The “two front doors” thing made me sob so I guess that’s how this day is going.

Depends on whose property you’re damaging ;)

Yes, who can forget the absolutely INSPIRED lyricism of “we’ll get lots of tit in Greased Lightnin’”

Donating and phone calls and volunteering isn’t fucking shit up. Property damage and sit-ins and arrests are though.

This is an abusive dynamic based on control, which is exactly the kind of thing that Me Too is about. The fuck are you even saying?

There was never a time when corrupt abusers weren't promoted to positions of immense power so I'm not really sure what you're getting at.

You mean, during the time women were literally property? Or the time when they couldn’t even have their own credit cards? Or the time where a SCOTUS member assaulted his staff member and is still today a sitting member of that court?

Of course. They all out themselves sooner or later, the shitstains.

If that’s the bar we’re going by then nothing means anything anymore. *pours gin in preparation for an existential crisis*

You mean a dude who once tied his wife to a chair and beat the shit out of her for 8+ hours doesn’t think Me Too is valid? I’m SHOCKED.

Wait, no I’m not.

Bagels are life, sir.

Yes, that was my point. We should be more stringent given what we know about development at this point. The states that aren’t need to fix their shit.

Sure, I did forget to type that out. HOWEVER like, it’s still icky. To use the technical term. And I don’t think it doesn’t count as rape just because that particular state can’t move into the modern age.

There are corollary laws that stipulate how much older a person can be than a person who has reached the age of consent, and none of them say it’s ok for a 33-year-old to sleep with a 17-year-old.