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Look, I know dog lovers are generally good people, and usually better people than cat people. 

Having bounced from the East Coast to the Midwest to Canada to the South, here’s some regionals I’ve discovered. Disclaimer, I’m white, so on the one hand some of it might be easier for me to see ‘cause their guard lowers, but on the other I’m not on the receiving end so YMMV.

MIDWEST: They’re super mega into college

SoCal edition:

I gotta get in on this Texas lol:

“hook ‘em horns”

Goddamn autocorrect. MUSCLE car, not musical.

Texas Edition:

If they listen to ICP, there’s a 78.832% chance they’re racist. They also think Eminem is the greatest rapper of all time and hate all other rap music.