I feel like this is a bad idea. My imaginary friend already knows I’m a loon. I don’t think writing it down will make it less true.

Yeah this is tricky, I’ve been there. The coworker-turned-friend you start hanging out with outside work hours and do social things together.

On the one hand, Microsoft seems to be the only company willing to give up proprietary designs to enhance market consistency. On the other, it doesn’t really matter in many of the cases in which it does this and the company gives up on promising programs with the slightest provocation.

YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!

“At least one of their players showed proper respect for the fla- wait, what’s his name again? Oh. Yeah, deport that asshole.”

Poor Trump, putting out an invitation and getting rejected. He moved on Roy Williams like a bitch.

For future archiving purposes, this article, in which the President wants football players to hit each other harder without fear of penalty to revitalize ratings, is posted just above a shared story from a Lifehacker sub-site explaining the effects and probable causes of CTE within football players.

shit, when did football get taken off the list of sports? did it take chess, bowling, and poker with it?

He’s the guy in the video who can’t stand respectfully for 1 minute during the anthem...on Memorial Day no less.

Hedonists and old, rich people with arthritic hands both appreciate pre-peeled oranges.

And so my love-hate relationship with Jeff Bezos continues.

I am not a gun person but this begs the question: What do we do? Gun ownership will never be outlawed in the USA, that’s clear. How do you regulate a legal activity based on someone’s opinion? That is a slippery slope.

Got it. Incidentally we have a 19 month old at a home daycare. It’s run by a fairly devout muslim family. Their cars are covered in infowars stickers and I occasionally hear it on the radio somewhere in the house.

“Never argue with a fool: they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

Pretty sure it’s still infowars :|

Why is it always an uncle? From “Drunk uncle” on SNL down to my own family, it’s always the uncle who is the “difficult” one in the family. I genuinely wonder why that is and how it became a thing.

I don’t hate the Coors Lights of the world and they have their time and their place. But if someone wanted to get into lemonade, I wouldn’t recommend Crystal Light or Countrytime.

Disagree. Although I agree that IPAs would be way too much I disagree with cheap beer. They often taste flat, stale or cardboardy. No one ever had a Coors Light for the first time and said “yum.” I would lean towards things like pilsners, sours, wheat beers, or saisons. They are more interesting and fairly easy…

I think games with “retro” graphics can sell just fine as long as they’re actually good games. Problem lies with the bazillion “retro style” games that rely purely on nostalgia and are actually pretty bad games.

Makes sense, considering he just deleted his entire past (the past where he was a supporter of the Clintons and spoke out against Trumps policies... from like 6 months ago).