Orange is probably singing “land of the fees, and the home of the slaves”

Tub of orange shit loosely covered in sausage casings.

W the actual F

Are they the same ones telling everyone to eat their placentas? Like if the body wanted to absorb the placenta, wouldn’t it just, you know, hold on to it.

Might I recommend distilled water with a tiny drop of almond extract and salt to taste.

Long Island Ice Tea.

Because “the uncle” generally hasn’t found someone to settle down with; perhaps based on their nonsensical views on women. However, crazy stupid knows all spectrums of people.

It should be about 10 CAD less.

People without eyebrows have suffered.

Having a small library of UDM games and a broken PSP has certainly annoyed me.

What is he hiding (besides his taxes)!

Does Trump know that by wearing makeup he is trans? Trump, if you are truly against Trans people than you should not wear any makeup. #nomakeuptrump

Go into the light: the light is good, the light is great, and the light is all.

I heard that a Wendy’s frosty is going to give you a brain aneurysm . . . too late. Maybe that smell you smell is the approaching stroke fairy.

I guess you already forgot, I don’t give two shits who you are.

Your mom.

Next up, tax reform so I can keep more of my money! drive over more potholes, pay a greater percentage towards public debt interest instead public debt repayment, help the rich get richer so they can pay me less, promote disparity, and sellout an entire generation so I can reap all the rewards from previous…

You should probably clean your bathroom from time to time.

You tell me, I don’t sleep with my cousins, like you. PS, your mom.

Than who do I keeping running into at the supermarket? Your cousin?