She needs to raise awareness for African wildlife next!

Hersheys is the Axe Cologne of chocolate.

When untreated, my eczema is something that pretty much occupies my life. No light tshirts, don’t want a pinprick red spot of blood showing up where a scab has rubbed off. Can’t wear anything but cotton because it irritates my already sensitive skin. No deodorant, since my skin is most sensitive wherever it rubs…

Ritter Sport or GTFO.

I’ll tell you what, if I wasn’t married...

Yeah, like, what even? If my neighbor came over and was like “Hey, I have cancer. Also, I’ve never liked your dog, so can you put him down for me?” I’d be like “Your struggle with cancer will be very brief before succumbing to something else.”

I’m the liar.

Yeah.... My dad’s best lie was ‘I do not have a drinking problem.’

YOUR TEARS TASTE FUCKING DELICIOUS YOU GODDMAN MONSTEROUS FUCK

About the lifespan of an electron. They need to be thorough.