I’ll taken them off her. I rock a cat eye like no other.

Her dad, in a surgically curated package.

Prettier than her father? Yes, but she’s not pretty. I mean, I understand that somehow she’s objectively “not ugly”, but she just seems to be able to radiate her inner hideousness. She reminds me of a particularly unpleasant mannequin or maybe an evil robot. As a heterosexual man, I can assure you that every other…

Nothing works on her. Not those sunglasses, nor empathy, nor integrity. She actually resembles something kinda demonic to me, like this is the human face that she tries to wear whenever she sneaks out of hell for a bit. I’ve certainly disliked people in the past, but this family has changed everything. I desperately…

She looks like she just realized that a black woman, who overcame abuse, racism, misogyny and extreme poverty to become a self made billionaire has a far better chance of becoming the first woman president than her, and there’s nothing she or daddy’s money can do about it. Suck it bitch! I’d hate to have been the…

Agreed. For someone that put HERSELF in the White House and is obsessed with being admired, which includes a “fashion line” I will proudly judge her appearance. She has horrible taste. Her shoes, her dresses, her sleeves, her work attire is horrendous. I never think “oh how nice she looks!” She’s the best looking…

I know one woman like Ivanka in my private life (lost contact many years ago, for obvious reasons). She did something horrible a few years ago and someone who had also known her as a child asked me: “How could she do that? I didn’t think she was capable of such evil!”

Matthew 6:5 is also relevant. Ivanka is like the hypocrites who like to pray out in the street so everyone can see them. Verily I say unto you, they have their reward....

Well put.

Oh, wait: it’s not the sprouted bread?

I’m a giraffe* and my neck doesn’t look that stretched.

It’s purely gaslighting. She works hard to curate her public image to be some sort of hybrid Martha Stewart, Gwyneth and Gloria Steinem, when in reality, she’s just her dad in a prettier package.

Is that anything like

I’d rather see her in White Bear, but I’m a bit cruel tonight.

She’s got something in common with her sunglasses, then.

The shallowness of thought in this woman is matched only by her shallowness of spirit.

#SunglassesWhoWork

She looks like she’s about to call 911 because she saw a Black man jogging

Look at that picture.

I go back and forth between “I don’t care” and “Good.” - vintage Grumpy Cat Style