I think it’s fucked up when women seem more into the ring/wedding than the actual marriage, but it’s so insanely mean when someone joke proposes like that. It makes me so angry. Side note (cuz you put one too!) When I was around 8 years old I really really wanted a cat for my birthday. My parents got me one of those…

Or how about: Do you ever think about the fact that if the sun suddenly went out, no one on earth would know for seven minutes?

I’m one of those people who every now and then forgets how to interact, and when I want to jump in on a discussion I’ll have a weird thought process. Like if 2 people are talking about movies, I’ll be all [hmm, movies ==> movie stars ==> stars ==> stellar lifecycles] “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT IN A FEW BILLIONS YEARS…

Who’s got that ‘Sure, Jan’ gif?

Because Lena Dunham is an attention whore with no boundaries or apparent need for privacy.

Yeaaaa the best marriages are built upon pushing and nagging. The more people hear it the stronger your bond will be.

You sound like me having a discussion with myself when I’m driving :)

I can’t tell if Jack intentionally led Lena on and messed with her head “as a joke” or everything was same old, same old, and she started reading more into things because of wishful thinking.

I don’t know why, but the way you said “that’s AGGRESSIVE aggressive” reminds me of one of my favorite lines from The Simpsons, when Bart joins a boy band but it turns out the boy band is really using subliminal messaging to get people to join the Navy. When Lisa confronts Bart’s manager, LT Smash (i.e. Lieutenant…

“I’m not mad, I’m actually laughing”

Uh, that’s not passive aggressive. That’s AGGRESSIVE aggressive.

If only the Greek system had taught you to use a shift key, I might be able to take you seriously.

This wasn’t as big as OJ, but it was all over the news when it happened. Andrew Cunanan was a serial killer.

You know how John Oliver has a segment called “How is This Still a Thing?” Whenever I hear about a new hazing shitstorm, in my head I hear that deep, grave voice going “Hazing. How is this still a thing?”

Could not get past the first sentence. What does this have to do with O.J.?

Not just buy friends, buy friends who humiliate and abuse them.

A culture of male aggression and a sexist macho version of masculinity kills.

I still can’t get over how much blonde Penelope Cruz looks like Holly Madison.

The book is EXCELLENT and the Versace section is maybe about a fifth of it. It’s much more of a study of how police departments and the feds knew very little about gay communities in the ‘90s and how police departments from different cities and states REALLY don’t now how to cooperate with each other.