I feel like Duff’s teeth keep getting longer as she gets older.. those veneers aren’t fucking around

I love that article :)

I haven’t wanted to look too closely, but I can tell the difference between muscles and breasts. Junior is sporting a full C cup.

i just hope he uses that strength wisely - remember, your body only has a finite amount of energy that has to last your entire life.

He maintains extra glycogen stores in there for elite performance

Correction: Every woman who’s in the parking lot while he rounds up carts.

He looks like a guy who was voted “Best Looking” at his small suburban high school 15 years ago who thinks it still applies and uses that misconception to hit on every woman who steps up to his butcher counter at the Hy-Vee.

thats pretty good for a guy who has a perpetual double chin.

I’m trying to figure out what kind of dick goes golfing and comes back with a fucking fish.

He shot those crabs and fish with a bespoke big-game rifle while they were in a barrel but was too humble to mention it.

Here’s one more.

What? No “I killed a fucking endangered animal with a gun” photos?

Others might not hate the baby-talk as much as I do. And boy, do I hate it. Almost as much as I hate the Trivago guy.

I have a theory that Jen was the one who leaked Blake Lively’s nudes a few years ago. Most of them were taken while she was filming The Town, and there were rumors that Blake and Ben hooked up, so I’ve always thought Jen found them on Ben’s phone and gave them to somebody.

I assumed that everyone already knew (and agrees) that Ben Affleck is trash. Is there something more to be said on that point? He’s trash, we’ve known it a long time, he continues to be trash. What is new about this particular cheating story is how Jennifer Garner, who is absolutely brilliant at publicity and shaping…

I feel the slam on Garner but “. “Lindsay refused to back down or quit the affair,” also speaks to Shookus’ lack of character. No winners and two losers.

Jennifer Garner used her best baby-talk voice to scold Lindsey about how she should use Capital One miles when she flies to see Ben.

I can’t be 100% sure of anything here, but I can’t disagree. For a notoriously private couple who wouldn’t even confirm they were married for years, the airing of some seriously dirty laundry for downloads strikes me as...mercenary. They may very well be deeply in love. But their unwillingness to discuss their…

I don’t get these racist nazi assholes.