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LMFTFY

This is my dream come true. When I was in first grade, I remember reading about the existence of New Coke in an old issue of 3-2-1 CONTACT magazine and I decided that I needed to try it. This would have been 1991 or 1992.

Don’t forget the Mazda2!

The 11foot8 bridge has finally gone too far. 

Most studios would just dump the game, and build a new one. Even games successful at launch rarely get the level of updates like this one did.

People overhyped the shit out of the game when they were four fucking people working on it. I don’t understand how people could be so surprised by the result. Stop overhyping shit. Every-fucking-game get overhyped and some people will get very vocal about the thing they imagine because it’s not what they wanted.

Anyway,…

A “liar, thief and fraud” wouldn’t be spending time to deliver on those promises, when they could be busy chasing that almighty dollar in a different game.

They should do what they did with the Rogue and introduce the new model as the Frontier, and keep this honest little thing going another couple years as the Frontier Select/Classic/Workman/Clever Name Here with just the minimum required updates to get it to acceptable safety ratings and include the federally-required…

To be honest, I’m not sure if the one about windmills is worse than this one. It’s just a complete rejection of the reality surrounding him.

It’s stuff like this that prevents me from entering a competitive environment in any game.

I have, for many years, maintained the truism that fighting with honor creates only a moral obligation to lose. If you cannot sort a route around your opponent’s tactics, that’s on you.  So long as the play was within established…

The fact that no one has shipped Pathfinder and dissembodied Announcer Lady Voice makes me sad. There’s something there.  Well, I guess you gotta be the change you seek...

Eh, I’ll give Bregman a pass for the sheer joy of seeing Tucker Carlson losing his shit.

Wait, I’m still stuck on the whole, “The water’s so cold that I need a wetsuit hood, but I won’t wear pants” thing.

Whenever I watch that trailer, I remember that maybe if they had just resisted the urge to say “Pablo Escobar’s island” they could have just KEPT the original island and none of this would have happened? But THEN where would we be?

Air traffic controllers not turning up in Atlanta during the run-up to Super Bowl weekend would end it.

Since there are no taunts, and I prefer not to teabag, I’ve found crouching with Dedede to be super disrespectful. Reclined like a cheekily grinning layabout, Dedede shows that I can take a nap in the middle of a bout, because y'all make it too easy.

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