ahhhh gotcha lol deep cut. I was genuinely concerned for a second there. 

Its a throwback to an OLD vwvortex thread (nearly 20 years ago!!) It was a legendary thread that since been blackholed, but you can read the transcript here: https://www.davidmays.com/vortex/fents_bursh_crub.pdf

Holy shit what in the actual fuck did I just read?

ok heres the ting take a corner at 35 or 45racing had a blow out sled into the crub hit 2 fents 2 burshes 4 brick and a trash can but anywho now I have a load cam knock it sounds like but I’m not sure my oil pan may have got pushed back alittle so I dont know if my oil pump got damgaed and itsn’t get oil to the top of…

Eh. He spent maybe two minutes tops—including applause breaks and reading the tweets in question—on the backlash. Really he used that to tee up his takedown of Carlson.

His epic teardown of Tucker felt like classic TDS era.

They have copyright, what they don’t have is the trademark. Seems pedantic but it is a meaningful distinction

Well I feel like it’s also a matter of context, right? Stuff that Nintendo shuts down that I can think of:

“Hi, I’m the embodiment of the survivor’s fallacy! You may remember me from such clever chestnuts as ‘I was spanked & I turned out fine!’ and ‘I got COVID but I didn’t die so no one needs the vaccine!’. I’m a white male & if something doesn’t go the way I want I’m confident in saying that I have recourse & would never…

And somehow manages to find an extra gear that he can downshift into while driving down the backstretch of Daytona and doesn’t blow the engine up into tiny particles.  To this day, that still bothers me.  It’s like Dom’s Charger in the FnF series.  I think he has a 12 speed manual.  

I’M DROPPIN THE HAMMER!

but i know cole, he always goes to the outside. 

Days of Thunder > Top Gun

With regard to ‘Top Gun’, it is important to remember that the US military (taxpayers) basically subsidized that movie. The DoD only charged $1.8 million for the use of the air-base, aircraft carriers, and planes (flown by navy pilots). So that number is a little skewed.

Dude. If you fuckers are just going to be ad-men now. I mean “Disney celebrates its legacy in Wish—a movie filled with the company’s own mythology that also has bold allegorical similitudes to its recent history, all weaved into a powerful fairytale.”

Seriously, immediate first thought.  They’re probably going to end up naming her Kamilah out of favoritism, though.

This is literally the first time I’ve seen it.  

That was another cool prototype, the VW XL1 Sport

‘Canadians.’ I haven’t heard that one for a while, 10 years since I was out of kitchens. But this is not just Cracker Barrel, and it’s not new.

Psyduck, the water-type Pokémon that needs an IV of ibuprofen (Goldfuck)