They should do what they did with the Rogue and introduce the new model as the Frontier, and keep this honest little thing going another couple years as the Frontier Select/Classic/Workman/Clever Name Here with just the minimum required updates to get it to acceptable safety ratings and include the federally-required…

To be honest, I’m not sure if the one about windmills is worse than this one. It’s just a complete rejection of the reality surrounding him.

It’s stuff like this that prevents me from entering a competitive environment in any game.

I have, for many years, maintained the truism that fighting with honor creates only a moral obligation to lose. If you cannot sort a route around your opponent’s tactics, that’s on you.  So long as the play was within established…

The fact that no one has shipped Pathfinder and dissembodied Announcer Lady Voice makes me sad. There’s something there.  Well, I guess you gotta be the change you seek...

Counter-point: Self-checkout (when properly configured and working) is the best.

Eh, I’ll give Bregman a pass for the sheer joy of seeing Tucker Carlson losing his shit.

Wait, I’m still stuck on the whole, “The water’s so cold that I need a wetsuit hood, but I won’t wear pants” thing.

Whenever I watch that trailer, I remember that maybe if they had just resisted the urge to say “Pablo Escobar’s island” they could have just KEPT the original island and none of this would have happened? But THEN where would we be?

Air traffic controllers not turning up in Atlanta during the run-up to Super Bowl weekend would end it.

Fuck that noise. They need to release the same body that’s compatible with LTE networks and sell it for 100 bucks, like the new 3310. Never had one, that would convince me to get one as a ‘detox’ phone.

Since there are no taunts, and I prefer not to teabag, I’ve found crouching with Dedede to be super disrespectful. Reclined like a cheekily grinning layabout, Dedede shows that I can take a nap in the middle of a bout, because y'all make it too easy.

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I don’t think this should be spun as a bad thing. They’re trying to prepare for a market correction/recession. The past few years have been too good for there not to be one.

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

Haval of us never heard of this brand?

Yes, normally because so many members of the cast suffer from cue-card-eyes you don’t get very written sketches but both Damon in the opener and Driver here really committed (more than Beck Bennett) to getting it ready and keeping the pacing right. There were even a few lines where Damon and Driver were obviously…

Probably in response to Ford switching to Mustangs next year.  800 hp Mustangs surrounded by a crowd sounds like a recipe for disaster.

We’re all very sorry down here that you yankees are upset that your very small insignificant New England hamlet is almost half the size of the Research Triangle. We know you guys are used to everything in the Northeast being immediately more important because you can drive to NY or Boston in a couple of hours, but…

That signature Carlson look where he’s trying to decide if he just let go of a small fart or if he just shit himself

This assumes that your POV is universal. I assure you it’s not. I loved the first FB movie, and this one looks excellent too.