The one holding the pen got me good.

Things that are always going to never going to always happen...in 2 years.™

So Mammophants are also flying cars?

The future is now, thanks to science!

Is it fair to say they “Hold on to your butt(s)“?

Came here for LaserDisc. Left disappointed.

Watch Santa Clarita Diet, it has a few of your requirements.

“Science is so amazing!”

The good news is, we don’t have to worry about Larsen C’s breakup contributing to sea level rise. Ice shelves are, by definition, already sitting on top of water. “It’s already made its sea level rise contribution,” O’Leary said.

He understood.

It’s super effective!

“This is You.”

I picked up at least 2 (maybe 3) religious references. Is she trying to say that she is a God?

Great article! Would love to see this for TCG as well, but I know Kotaku is about video games. Also, the card meta-game can be super complex, but I think both the video game and TCG have their fair share of oddities that make them challenging on a competitive level.

“If you stand in front of a 25-foot gorilla you’re gonna think, ‘That’s a really big gorilla,’” Vogt-Roberts recently told SFX Magazine. “If you stand in front of a 100-foot-tall bipedal ape with a sense of nobility to it, I want your brain to say, ‘The only way I reconcile this is to say that’s a god. That’s…

Donkey Kong Donkey Kong?

Awesome to see Link’s Awakening so high up there. This was actually my first introduction to the series, followed by LTTP. Never had Zelda or Link for NES, but I played the crap out of LA on original GameBoy (when my mom wasn’t playing Tetris). It was challenging and rewarding and thank you for putting it in the top 2.

Yeah, I already have one of these at home. Granted it cost WAY more than $300 but fuck if I need another one; which were getting in April anyways.