Remember when her husband had to start jogging to prove he wasn’t going to have a heart attack, and later lost a bunch of weight?

It’s the 506th round that saves you.

It was written by someone inspired by America, you insufferable pedant.

Bobby Drake is gay? Not Jean Grey in her passionless relationship with Cyclops or Angel because who pulls off trans-beautiful like that guy? Or Bishop—does that bro even lift? Spoiler: yes—mad ass at the bath house.

If you can’t provide kiosks for homeless people to watch porn and cat videos, then your society is a fucking failure, and you deserve to be bulldozed to make way for a culture that can get its shit together.

Like, get the cow some almonds, and now we’re talking...

You’re stepping all over a great Lewis Black bit with your so-called authoritative indisputable facts!

It’s just like my mom told me. If you want to frustrate someone when they’re making fun of you, just act like it doesn’t bother you.

You bring up an excellent point.

This woman knowingly walked in public clad in flammable clothing. Isn’t there some kind of burden here to look out for yourself? Fiberglass and chainmail.

It will be filed to the appropriate file, which is the file for the Department of Redundancy.

Oh hell yes, Carrie this motherfucker.

Everyone knows the gentleman’s cycle has a full steering wheel, so one can squeeze your old gal whilst monomotoring.

Fish-her-upper.

The astronomers in question sprayed chrome into their mouths before looking into the telescope. Or wait, no, the star sprayed chrome into its core before the helium flash. It is awaited.

WRX STI RA Spec-C

Well if there’s one thing I know that’s true in complex systems with trillions of parts, it’s that the ideal situation where absorbing radiation and emitting it as heat without causing a chemical change always happens, and there is no burden on the system over time as exceptions pile up! Nope!

Trump can see 13.

There’s more than 7 billion people on earth. Don’t act like one jerkoff in a luxury car matters enough for you to be outraged.

Jubilee’s power is to blow up molecules/atoms/whatever. A coin operated slot is just a little lever that flips a simple switch. Jean Grey can lift shit with her mind.