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Any engineer will tell you that jet fuel cannot produce enough heat to make Hillary Clinton faint. She was brought down by christian prayer.

Yeah! Plus in the art section there’s all these books with pictures of naked babes! For real! Man, what do those art guys even do? Is it just wall to wall babes, bro? Gonna get me some charcoal and newsprint.

After hours of dribbling, they finally overcame the blocking with a powerful movement that went right through the hands of colon.

You’re acting like he had a perfectly free choice about what he did and what they could pin on him. I can’t even understand what your point of view is here? He’s to blame for not behaving himself and nearly getting screwed?

Sweet! This is actually a very exciting trend if it keeps up. Reexamining allegedly fake evidence is important, as, for years, archeology has been passing expert opinion off as fact, and then building cases on false assumptions. Now that we have a greater breadth of tests that can be performed, it’s critical that we

You can’t make an informed decision on anything when you’re raised to believe it by a community and parents who consider it true and are so committed to it that they put you through rituals at every stage of life for fear that you will be eternally punished if they don’t. Especially when that church used sexual shame

I think you’re assuming some stuff is happening here that isn’t.

Let’s keep it classy.

I love the kid using his platform to advocate for what he cares about:
“You don’t have to go to church every sunday. You don’t have to go to bible study every week. You don’t have to read the bible every day... Mom.”

Not shown: the nipple piercings on a short chain keeping the breasts huddling together in terror under their tiny shelter.

This isn’t technically true. I think in the original series, there were several planets that were full of people who looked human but weren’t. Particularly, I’m remembering the nazi and gangster worlds. Those were alien made imitations of our earth-cars.

The great thing about Shakespeare is that he’s normal, basically. There’s a line in the tempest where a guy says to someone ‘thy mother’. And he means ‘thy mother’. the other guy says ‘don’t talk about about my mother’.

When you open your eyes, you see the whatever this is. And can’t unsee it.

You’ve got to be one of those ‘stuck in 2nd gear’ people, in terms of metabolism to really appreciate the exceptional uppers.

It takes more than that to kill a bull moose!

Bisexuality undeclared is a cop out when sufficient money is involved.

ANA SEEMS WEIRD DEFINITELY UP HER DAMAGE AND MAYBE GIVE HER WALL CLIMB

This is all a metaphor for the Salem witch trials, and therefore feminism. Women are the white corvette who, one cannot dispute, deserve to never be pulled by a pickup truck in gear. If they’re parked illegally, fine, there’s a system in place to fine them.

I apologize. What I meant to say in my other comment was “Fuck yeah”