Dear Diary. The jetski experience which ended my jetski experiences.

A hoax! Upon thee ‘the’ has been cast the ray of a dying leisure. Freedom reconciled in the arms of obligation. Mayhaps tis unreconcileable, the task to mitigate weight with responsiveness.

IT was his idea all along!

Eat fruit. They’re ideal cancer food, but eat them.

Trump + China will cure the world’s ills.

Maggots, reward diese manner mit fraulein foto!

Half way up pike’s peek, an argument starts.

Florida is an ‘oh no he dinnit’ state, and as such, you are well within your rights to ‘let him know’ if you have reasonable suspicion of belief that he dit that shit.

Is this what Elon meant when he said the brand was going to expand beyond just being an automotive manufacturer?

I get that Brexit is based on immigrant fear, but this is ridiculous.

Ah Insomnia. The city that never sleeps.

Because he’s up his own ass! *rimshot*

Beige is beautiful.

See also: Calories. A number derived from burning food in a Bomb Calorimeter. A calorie is the amount of energy required to raise a kilogram of water 1 degree celsius at a pressure of 1 atmosphere. The Calorimeter tests this via combustion.

Turn to Jesus, experience understeer, hit a cliff wall.

FWIW, and I get that it’s not exactly the same, Strike Suit Infinity is a good shooter.

Helmet talk: the storm trooper original design did a fascinating thing with the human skull—we have some kind of instinct for the proportions and shape of a healthy jaw, and the design played with them effectively. Vader’s helmet was, meanwhile, a minimalist recreation of WW1+ gas mask and stahlhelm. With creative…

Final Fantasy 11. 120 hours.

I wasn’t trying to undermine your point. I was just being a little whimsical about what it would mean to do something equivalent when you’re an old man—with inflation and the types of cars that were around at the same point in your life.

Yeah. Takes me back: