I always read these signs as being similar to ‘student driver’

In practice there is no oversight. You would have to take them to court, provide a bunch of evidence that you’re allowed to park wherever it was, and likely wouldn’t ever collect your money back.

Or brown lexus wagon. Or brown infiniti wagon. Or whatever. This guy is boring.

Descartes didn’t go far enough.

He isn’t an anything. He’ll turn whichever way gets him press. I’d say ‘change his mind’ but that would imply a part of the process that doesn’t exist.

It’s about the bathroom that is our ethics management.

I’d still let him see my burning bush and smash my ten commandments in anger when he saw my followers worshipping a golden calf. If you know what I mean.

This heavy handed joke turns me off.

Google thinks that means Marine Corps Instructor of Water Survival, so I have an image of every Indian soldier carrying around a marine in swim trunks now.

They used to have a pretty significant small arms manufacturing base because they were a cornerstone of Great Britain’s power at one point. In the time since, the government has come to have a monopoly over the few dozen manufacturers left in the country (they only let olympians import firearms). Like all monopolies…

Yeah, but who makes those rules. Producers, and for good reason.

The only thing that I cared about was passing on the right and running it up in the right lane on a street with tons of driveways. It’s common sense you want to be at least one lane over in case an idiot pulls out.

At least they have good taste.

... awww. Come on. We count on y’all to keep this shit out of the gene pool.

These people have been thankfully reassigned to other roles in the bureau of prisons!

Ugh. Man. Can we at least hate the government for the right reasons?

The uh. Subtext there in some of the intro dialog is pretty. Odd... I feel.

If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your major. To communications or english or something easy like that.

There is no ‘win’.

Technically, you’re supposed to take off your hat, and put it on the finger from your giant foam ‘we’re number one’ hand, which you hold aloft like the statue of liberty’s torch, and then the other hand doesn’t really sit over your heart so much as cradle the giant stone tablet with the declaration of independence…