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Raw Lentils with Sprouts

I’m sure those rhinos died of natural causes and had organ donor cards.

Nono! It’s going to be the two wheel low-fives gone horribly wrong as it barrels through pedestrians on the sidewalk!

I was 2 years old for 3 consecutive years, because I just really couldn’t master toddling.

I like how this dovetails with the Onanism/Dream car hypothetical post.

It perpetuates a negative stereotype about 8 year olds. You really need to frame it as ‘2 year old’ because all 2 year olds are sociopathic murderers. Just too small to do anything about it.

Eh. I think if Uncharted can be Uncharted, then Tomb Raider which did it first, can be even more unchartederer.

Well. That will affect 12% of the problem.

... I don’t get people who assume potions come in glass and that a player is toting a bunch of glass bottles with corks in them around, yet never consider breakage or leaking or... anything, really.

... do you wave your arm between the elevator doors to keep them open, or do you always take the time to identify the ‘open doors’ button and use it, instead?

I don’t think that Suri considering Katie a best friend is the same as Jada wanting to be her kids’ best friend.

... Jada Pinkett Smiths kids are doing things like singing songs about sex and trying to become crossover pop music/dance/actor/surrogate ego projects instead of having a shot at growing up with some perspective and their own path. Suri, as far as I can tell, is being given some insulation from the mind-warping power…

Really? The part that got me was a ‘different kind of leader’.

I’m FOXDIEing to see how this turns out.

Bien dicho. Totalamente de acquerdo contigo.

40s Ford f series.

This is literally why it’s so hard to have peace. This right here.

Well. That looks like it came from The Witness.

He doesn’t have the same build. Which makes this more impressive.