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Raw Lentils with Sprouts

“Booming industry”

I would disagree with the concept of clickbait being exclusively about how the user felt about the quality of the information. Something may seem superficial or irrelevant for all kinds of reasons.

I’m sure those rhinos died of natural causes and had organ donor cards.

Nono! It’s going to be the two wheel low-fives gone horribly wrong as it barrels through pedestrians on the sidewalk!

I think that this misses the point of who Squirrel girl is.

Oh god, please how do I recommend twice.

Russia’s going to, one way or the other!

I find it extremely disturbing that I do not know which side of the ‘Baby Got Back’ issue to be on. On the one hand, I don’t want none unless you got buns (hon). On the other, writes-without-paragraphs has a good point. It’s pretty harrassy.

More like Captain Marvolo Riddle amirite? I mean prophecy doesn’t justify a death curse. On the other hand, if you’re already death cursing it up, you’re going to be stared at by Dementors, so what incentive do you really have to make friends with Ironman.

I was 2 years old for 3 consecutive years, because I just really couldn’t master toddling.

I like how this dovetails with the Onanism/Dream car hypothetical post.

It perpetuates a negative stereotype about 8 year olds. You really need to frame it as ‘2 year old’ because all 2 year olds are sociopathic murderers. Just too small to do anything about it.

Eh. I think if Uncharted can be Uncharted, then Tomb Raider which did it first, can be even more unchartederer.

The most logical explanation is that the Aliens moved the tower for obscure reasons; perhaps to provoke a war. Or is it a test of our ability to tolerate posters?

Well. That will affect 12% of the problem.

... I don’t get people who assume potions come in glass and that a player is toting a bunch of glass bottles with corks in them around, yet never consider breakage or leaking or... anything, really.

... do you wave your arm between the elevator doors to keep them open, or do you always take the time to identify the ‘open doors’ button and use it, instead?

I don’t think that Suri considering Katie a best friend is the same as Jada wanting to be her kids’ best friend.