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Google thinks that means Marine Corps Instructor of Water Survival, so I have an image of every Indian soldier carrying around a marine in swim trunks now.

They used to have a pretty significant small arms manufacturing base because they were a cornerstone of Great Britain’s power at one point. In the time since, the government has come to have a monopoly over the few dozen manufacturers left in the country (they only let olympians import firearms). Like all monopolies

Yeah. The story is “Modern humans less likely to watch something at a specific broadcasted time unless it’s available for live stream from an outlet they find convenient”.

Plus, you really have to take the average change in crime rate and chronic health problems from drug use or abuse that come along for the ride when abortions are illegal. Since if no one wants you and can’t do anything about it, your odds of having an easy uncomplicated life drastically diminish.

The message here is ‘sometimes people are being sincere on the internet’, which is the real thing to feel terror over.

THIS IS WHY GUNS ARE SO DANGEROUS!

Yeah, but who makes those rules. Producers, and for good reason.

The only thing that I cared about was passing on the right and running it up in the right lane on a street with tons of driveways. It’s common sense you want to be at least one lane over in case an idiot pulls out.

At least they have good taste.

... awww. Come on. We count on y’all to keep this shit out of the gene pool.

Interesting anecdote. There’s some evidence to suggest that in the 200k years of human experience, women have been the ones who provided steady sources of food, while men have been concerned with ‘exotic’ foods, or special projects. We only get at this stuff through anecdotal evidence of modern (or close to modern)

These people have been thankfully reassigned to other roles in the bureau of prisons!

Ugh. Man. Can we at least hate the government for the right reasons?

If it were like software or tech, you’d think, actually, it’d get cheaper.

I was doing the ‘people think this, but isn’t it screwed up’ angle.

Hey now. Fair enough, right? Price should reflect value.

The uh. Subtext there in some of the intro dialog is pretty. Odd... I feel.

If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your major. To communications or english or something easy like that.

There is no ‘win’.

Technically, you’re supposed to take off your hat, and put it on the finger from your giant foam ‘we’re number one’ hand, which you hold aloft like the statue of liberty’s torch, and then the other hand doesn’t really sit over your heart so much as cradle the giant stone tablet with the declaration of independence