Man, that idea that you could be tracked by the federal government for a phone call you made 23 years ago sure used to seem crazy.

Why be nice to someone’s whose premise is ‘I do something that’s kind of like this, only on a much smaller scale, and it’s really simple [insert wrong explanation]’.

You’ve got to breast feed a kid until it seems like they might remember what a nipple is, then do a Joker@Margot Robbie in Suicide Squad number on them to erase the memory that they were nurtured in this way.

I am attempting to contribute to your internet standing with this reply. I have nothing to add.

That’s not what alkalinity is. Jesus christ.

The solution, here, clearly, is if you’re in the shadow hell pool, being reported should bring you back to the general population. We have to count on sociopathy being its own cure.

Part of me knows this is photoshopped, but like, my eyes just believe it’s real.

I knew it! They’re always trying to trick you into thinking it’s just a joke, when, actually, it’s something I have to be mad about all day when I’m supposed to be doing work.

This is my depiction of my status as a male ally:

Next up, the Leo-related titanic sub blog “western jackdaw”.

Talk about graft! 4 Robotic arms worth! To his spine!

I’d be stoked to run into the space core.

Right. Just like HS senior week. We’ll totally keep in touch. I can’t believe we didn’t hang out more. I always thought you were cool/had a crush on you.

Follow up: You can do this with breaded porkchops and coleslaw in the middle (or whatever you like—I would shy away from potato salad or macaroni and cheese, because at that point is seems like you’ve maybe crossed some kind of line), and it helps with shitty dry american pork.

You’re overstating the effect of introduced latency. There is already latency in the senses and the human brain. Latency that gets worse with constant use and effects like road noise. Touch response is 150ms and visual response is as high as 250. The fastest recorded response time of a human is slightly above 100ms.…

Ah, yeah, joking aside, their Lifehacks site would be perfect.

Doesn’t have the height or suspension travel to be an authentic monster truck. Looks like a cross between a station wagon and a van to me.

Given the nature of the exercise, Black Flag. Or Deadspin.

Man, this really deserves another link to the Malcolm Gladwell Revisionist History about acceleration or ‘brake failure’ being due to people in unfamiliar cars repeatedly hitting the wrong pedal and not realizing it. Due to a brain thing that I forget what it’s called.

I wonder how long you can track it between charges. The volt battery pack is around 30 miles in range, right? If they’re in series, then they’d drain faster, so it wouldn’t be ~60. And also I have no idea how elastic that is when they tune for performance.