Yeah, ladies love backup cameras.

quele horor!

It’s those deceptive ferrari lines! They’re so smooth. So seductive. You just want to rub your benz on them.

RUBBIN’ IS RACIN’ YA’LL

Nautical engine power is measured in Hippocampuses, not horses. It’s a common error.

Bird informants, sometimes called ‘worms’.

... If a woman can be raped in a restroom, then why in the world do you think calling an area women-only does anything to provide real protection, and to what extent do you think college campus rape happens in a public study lounge? Like how could it possibly?

Better yet. A tv show cop drama where he rescues a bird, and it becomes his partner. Officers Griesemer and Pelican are...

.... Things are moving in the wrong direction.

Are you going to try to do this as a solid and then hollow it out, shaped ahead of time with pockets that contain the food, or with disposable forms that are designed to be taken out after boiling and food inserted?

“China, where did you learn to be such entitled jackasses?”

Also, and I can’t emphasize this enough, planes fly through the air where there are no obstacles and relatively little traffic.

Zhang’s brown turbo diesel manual wagon will be the title of their first sex tape.

This is about weight and leverage. Athleticism *seems* nice from a distance, but it often means an ability to maintain an arch which prevents full pressure from reaching the clitoris.

I’m posting from the future, because some jackass killed a flamingo. This guy is going to kill a flamingo-equivalent, next.

Witness her! Immortan Joe has made her his Imperator!

Real men play cowboy dress up for a living and talk to chairs instead of mocking someone to their face.

Needs a ‘tournament mode’ where all the textures, FX, and details are turned off in order to get 400+ fps.

Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.

Well, in Star Trek, it was both. They captured one of the autonomous fighters and used it to infiltrate the swarm and listen in on its communications, then they realized, aboard the Enterprise, that they could broadcast a VHF jamming signal with some rocking tunes, and make the swarm run into each other.