Yeah, plus wouldn’t the goal of an advanced society be the separation of sex and love, anyway? What’s the functional point of requiring people pair up unless you’re worried about inheriting wealth or giving specific rights to property?

This makes a crazy amount of sense, because the ‘Go’ in ‘Gojira’ is the ‘God’ in ‘Godzilla’.

Tickled Pink (I Smell like Shrimp)

No, we dress like the card-soldiers from Alice In Wonderland and whack plush hedgehogs into the audience with flamingo-shaped golf clubs.

I’m not clear on what makes this a bad system. It forces a resolution. One of the weaknesses of a competitive game is if it allows ties at high tiers—because then conservative strategies can revolve around preventing a clear winner, rather than concentrating on winning.

Hate Tweeting Flamingos is the name of my band. I’m going to sue this guy.

Yeah me too. I’m also not super clear on how sports = white men. I mean, white men are over represented everywhere, but my mom is the biggest football fan in our house. My friends play soccer with their wives, and watch baseball together with equal enthusiasm. I coach at a boxing gym and we’re basically split down the…

It doesn’t help that simulated rape is a staple of porn. And the internet brings out the worst in humanity.

Did I leave the oven on? I think I might have left the oven on...

Let this be a lesson to everyone. Being cool, pretty, thin, funny, and talented is NO DEFENSE.

New England is military-school liberal. It’s not California liberal.

Arguably a real thing. Churchill only stiffened the spine of Brexit in 38.

All this housecat shit is for wusses.

You’re one of my kind.

Ugh. Thanks. Sort of.

Man. You made me look through old email to try to find my angry young person rant that I emailed to the author. I couldn’t find it.

I think the passive aggressive requests for donations would bother me too much.

This was caused by making it a news item in the first place. Protecting and collecting correspondence isn’t a new idea for a politician. I would be absolutely amazed if Cheney et al didn’t have private servers. He certainly blacked his house out from satellite imagery. Which is the act of a rich lunatic.

You’ve got to be persistent and aggressive if you want to get good at something. If he’d been the regular kind of harasser, there’s no way he could have pissed this many women off.

I have a radical idea. Clarkson era humor is no more. There’s too many rich people in the lineup. There’s an open slot.