Not gonna lie, at the beginning of your story I thought it would be a sex thing but more along the lines of a letter to penthouse. I hate when people put their partners down in front of other people, it is disrespectful to everyone. My parents did that more and more towards the end of their marriage and it was like…

So a weird thing happened last night.

I would like to give props to Kelly Wigglesworth. She may have lost season 1 of Survivor, but she won a place in history when she was the first person to utter the truly iconic phrase “I’m not here to make friends” on reality TV. Thank you for your contribution, Ms. Wigglesworth.

Please tell me he is as sweet and genuine as he comes across. I was all in on Team Bob pre-season, but Thorgy is the gift that keeps giving, and I am in love.

Okay, I have officially reached my Jessica Alba Saturation Point. The header photo here is what turned the corner, for some reason. She’s never been much of an actress, but I found her inoffensive enough, until this very minute. She is now on my I Just Hate Her Face list.

this is America, you always have to choose between the lesser of evils

Donald Trump thanks you for your support. Enjoy your privilege!

Ummmm I had this baby beat. At an even younger age. It’s been said I resembled a monchichi.

there’s a reason i’m not a... birdologist

Ok, sure, it's a lot of hair.

WAY TO RUIN IT EVEN BEFORE THE EPISODE AIRS

At first I was a bit annoyed by this voting process being so confusing, but then I realized, what is more inevitably and disgustingly American than voting for shit we do not understand/feel like taking the time to understand?

Our children will also never see a live minstel show, or bear-baiting, or a cockfight.

Good on her! Harmless, eccentric people make the world a better place. More lively, more interesting, more spiritually challenging. Good for you, Green Lady!

This may be an unpopular opinion but I love anthropologie and would buy everything I ever owned from there if I could afford it.

My greatest regret in life is not being Rihanna.

It’s not like they’re wooden doors with knobs and frames just sitting there. The doorways were filled in and plastered and painted over. You can look at the photos and surface scans Reeves used yourself (http://www.highres.factum-arte.org/Tutankhamun/)—you’ll see that the doors are completely invisible in photos and…

holy shit dude, tell us how you really feel

Holy shit, this is too much fuckedupedness for one story. Needs a male heir? Replacing the person she killed driving drunk? Aaaahhhh!