Omg how could I

While yes, this is all pretty silly, and yes, I can be just as cynical as the next Gawker commenter, I actually—and I can’t believe I’m saying this—agree(?) with these Republicans(!?!) that magic is an art form. It can be hokey and hammy and kitchy, but when done well, it can also be impressive and captivating…

I think you mean Reverse Freedom braid.

Having suffered years of sexual abuse from my own father and being too afraid to tell anyone, the fact that this young woman had the strength to tell a trusted adult speaks VOLUMES about her. I wish I could hug her and tell her how brave she is.

If I were this girl’s mother I would be seriously tempted to give up years of my life in prison just to brutally murder this man.

based off his facial hair, dude is guilty af

Even though the concept of a United States of America didn’t exist until the late 18th Century.

He’s proud, perhaps for the first time ever. I’ll allow it. The real one who lacks class is his ex, who apparently shamed him.

“It’s supposed to look like it was drawn by a child, but it was really just drawn in Paint by somebody who accidentally opened it that one time.”

Literally all she had to do was contact Native Americans and ask them. Heck, even collaborate with an NA fantasy writer!

100% uncontroversial take:

Pink (not going to use the !) has always struck me as one of those “I just get along better with guys!” women. Just a vibe.

I loved this. I love everything about this entire crazy situation. I love how vocal Amber continues to be about slut shaming, even to the point of defending Kim, rather than sitting back smugly smiling at her being berated by people too concerned with her naked body to realize she’s a person with autonomy.

all girls are real girls.

Yeah, I question her woman-loving cred since she’s the first credited songwriter on “Stupid Girls”.

oh and im not surprised by P!nk. she’s always othered herself from “those pop stars” and claims she doesnt use sex appeal which is laughable

anti-racist

That doesn’t justify emotional abuse, which is what this is.