Whenever I check in with the gun-toting nuts on my Facebook feed, their posts are all centered around the idea that gun owners are extremely responsible and competent individuals. After all, they know the technical difference between a rifle and and assault rifle, so only their opinions are valid, right? They know how…

Did not a single sorority sister have a gun of their own on them? So tragic and so easily prevented with just another gun.

The real question isn’t whether or not “Wonderful Christmastime” is the worst song McCartney ever wrote, it’s whether or not “Wonderful Christmastime” is the worst song anyone ever wrote.

I can understand somewhat the initial concern about physical strength but this is negated by the mandatory requirements. Aka if she can meet the physical strength required, then she has every right to be there.

Kristen Wiig is funny but she doesn’t get enough credit for her dramatic range.

Considering Spain’s history of brutalizing the people of South America around the time that this ship sank, maybe Madrid can let this one go?

i pity you for not understanding that what you said is exactly right

*lets out loud grunt* I just got under the covers of my own bed after a week in Mexico renewing our US visas. Man, it’s SO good to come back home. Having a good Saturday evening already :-)

so its not her child

I’m also surprised this woman enrolled her kids in musical theater and was surprised that there were gay people around. Is she new?

You know what an unconventional lifestyles is? Wearing suits made of bread. Speaking only in iambic hexameter. Worshipping a Toshiba VCR that you've had since 1992.

These girls couldn’t be doing this with the encouragement and support of their parents.

Each troop determines its own activities focus, so no, it isn’t hard at all. All they need is one parent to start a new troop.

Why can’t they simply change what the Girl Scouts do? Like if they see a fun activity that the boys are doing, why can’t their troop do it as well? The boys camp? Well, organize a camping trip for the girls. The boys hike? Let the girls do a hiking trip as well. I don’t see why they would have to join the Boy Scouts.…

here is my two cents nobody asked for: Not quite sure why the Unicorns can’t just form their own Girl Scout troop and do outdoor stuff with girls their own age. The whole point of these organizations is to develop skills and friendships among a gender-specific peer group. If you don’t want to participate according to…

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

You were always cute Kat you just needed the Internet to tell you. Soon we may decide you are smart, well dressed or great at baseball. What’s that Kat? You don’t play baseball? That’s not what the Internet said.

Chuck says “Thank yewwwww” in a ridiculously exaggerated birdy voice.

My parrot, who is valiantly trying to learn to whistle this tune, heartily approves.

I don’t understand why it would be considered gross. It’s just a fucking fruit.