I hate engagement photos. HATE THEM.

You don’t need to buy anything! Here’s my famous recipe: watch episode 6 of the 4th season of Frasier. Ten times in a row. Then buy a gram of cocaine and place it on a ouji board. Then go to McDonalds, steal a straw, and use a Ginsu knife to cut the straw using your knowledge of fractions. Your teacher was Mrs.…

Is this a rhetorical question? Because if not, I actually liked New Coke, as I can separate the artist (cosbo) from the product. The product being Aspertain.

Then, and I swear you won’t believe this... I have no idea what the fuck I just read. On another related topic, choosing between Cleveland and Dayton is like choosing between a mime and a lion who just killed a mime. Because that’s what lions do.

...there’s nothing to “agree to disagree” about. That is ACTUALLY what the song is about. I’m not kidding, I’m not trying to give you a handwavey unfeminist reading of the song. That is literally what the song is about.

Alright. Let me sit you down and tell you a thing. So “Baby It’s Cold Outside” was written in 1944 and it’s about a man and a woman discussing ways they can spend the night together because they are unmarried and doing so back then would be hugely disastrous socially for the woman. They come up with excuses they can…

THANK YOU. I think this song has to be on the top ten list of misunderstood lyrics.

No. Stop ignoring the subtext of that song.

Seriously, all I could think was:

Lots of super defensive newborn babies commenting...

But according to Solano, his wife saw the photo and laughed.

omg newborn babies are disgusting.

I think too many people can’t see past Kelly’s personal wardrobe and to what she designs. Because those are two very different things. She is townie as townie can be IRL, but I really dug her designs for a coolgirl NYC party chick.

Disagree. I thought what Ashley did was simply what’s been trendy for the last few seasons; there are crop tops and mermaid/pencil skirts for plus ladies ALL OVER the place, ‘cause lately it’s been the thing to show off the shape and skin of plus women, it’s edgy or whatever. I thought her collection was pretty but…

Kelly is my favourite and I hope they give her an All Stars spot so she can win it. I’m pretty sure they invented All Stars because they fucked up so badly when Mondo didn’t win. That said, Ashley stepped it up in her collection and I was happy with her win.

A lot of the problem came when they switched to Lifetime and one day challenges became the standard.

Me too. Also the part about not wanting to watch porn (in the linked article) because she was more beautiful than the actresses, they were being exploited and he only wanted to think of her. Sounds like her talking all the way.

That’s just not the way a human being talks, especially to their family! It’s the bad dialogue of a failed romance novelist. Too old-fashioned, and ringing false.

I read the article a couple weeks ago and was so creeped out because it sounds like she projected her ideal fantasy partner onto this non-verbal, mentally/developmentally limited man and honestly believes they’re in love with each other and it’s all reciprocal. There is something deeply wrong with her and she doesn’t…

I mean, think of the power rush and savior complex that must come from playing that role. The one person who unlocked another human from a prison of silence? If you've already got narcissistic tendencies I can imagine that delusion is like heroin times crack.