I will not apologize for simply living my life.

I know. I can’t hate it. Though it does make me say “That’s a lot of look.” And if you’re going to be daring, why so beige?

I maintain that Lady Gaga should always take a step back when it comes to Grace Jones. Lady Gaga is derivative and not particularly bold (I will give her props on the meat dress). Grace Jones has delivered avant garde performance for years. Lady Gaga falls on a timeline of performers Jones, Bjork, etc. but she really…

YOU ARE LYING WTF

Age 67. She is 67 years old.

so that I can seek out potential pussy options

I’m loving the comments from people who don’t realize this is a song. #Iamalsoanold :)

Awwww, is everybody here too young to remember Rupert Holmes’ “Escape - The Pina Colada Song?”

You assume that our international organization hasn’t already infiltrated schools around the globe? Which is a correct assumption, we totally haven’t done anything like that at all.

Agent random cat Bubba is clearly just “chillin” as you say. Bubba is in no way attending classes in order to learn precious human secrets about things like thermodynamics and nuclear fusion in order to construct a power plant for team cat hq. Because that would be totally ridiculous and completely unbelievable.

Not if you weren’t driving recklessly and it was a legit accident. Those do happen

This seems like a perfect opportunity to post this picture.

I fucking love Coq au Vin and I love Anthony Bourdain and I want him to feed me both types of cock tbh

Excuse me, Anthony Bourdain made Coq Au Vin on a fucking janky ass boat in the middle of the Congo and he had to slaughter live chickens to do it. So weak ass diss Alton #TeamBourdain

- Splitting a check in an itemized fashion.

And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

‘What do you want me to do, fire them?’

the outfits they are wearing are probably worth tens of thousands of dollars and I think they look like fabulous soul sucking witches I would like to subscribe to their lifestyle blog i bet it comes w free cocaine

TL;DR WHERE DEM TITTAYS

Jesus tapdancing Christ... How do you manage living on that island? Everything is trying to kill you AND waffles “aren’t a thing”?