A new laptop will always be helpful for a soon-to-be college students but also! think of experience gifts- tickets to see a favorite band, maybe a trip to see some really cool fish. Your son sounds like a cool kid. Congratulations! Being able to celebrate that will be so fun.

Hello secret troll for Sea World! How can I tell you are a shill for Sea World? Because you are quoting non-facts direct from the Sea World lie factory. For example, the fins are not made of cartilage, they are made of collagen that normally hardens in adolescence. Second of all, fin collapse is ACTUALLY rare in the…

He’s a goddamn dermatologist; he can fuck right off with that shit.

I respect human life, and I do not want Alabama to be associated with an organization that does not.

Hmm, I dunno, “Jezebel commenter” Ken Yadiggit

...have you tried avoiding stress? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ugh but WOMEN though, am I right?

RIHANNA AT CARNIVAL IS MY RELIGION NOW.

It’s just hilarious to think that a museum of the history of British women would be boring... Boudicca, Bloody Mary, Elizabeth I, Victoria, Ada Lovelace, Mary Shelley, Mary Wallstonecraft, Florence Nightengale, Lillie Langtry, Emmeline Pankhurst, Agatha Christie, Princess Diana, Margret Thatcher... not all of them…

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she didn’t “overreact”. you made her feel uncomfortable and she told you this in no uncertain terms. The fact you then come here to jez and leave a novel in the comments only vindicates her feelings of discomfort towards you. Never invoke this woman’s name again and MOVE ON. And don’t do this kind of thing in the…

Bronx Mowgli? From the Concrete Jungle Book?

Oh to be in the room when they told Diana the baby’s name

Here is the number #1 (no pun intended) rule of etiquette for multi-stall bathrooms: If you are done with your business and the other door that was shut when you got there is still shut, someone is holding onto their poop for dear life, praying that you will hurry up and leave. Please move along. Hopefully someone…

Kara,

“I just got 6 points for reporting that pothole!”

i fucking love how they talk about themselves. honest, but confident. i love it. i love them, this is the best.

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT INTERVIEW OF ALL TIME

Cosmo kind of was my porn as a (pre-internet) pre-teen girl...

OK, but I just read this article to my boyfriend and his response was “Wow. She’s just generally a better person than most people. And way more qualified than 90% of the coaches.”