Wanna hear a joke?

Counter point,  fuck those leeches who enable a serial abusers and steal that shit. 

This is stupid. Pay for your movies like a grown-up.

It’s a change to see the years into the apocalypse and yet every morning I wake up with my hair looking like a shampoo model aesthetic applied to a male character for once.

“We have Batman at home!”

Counterpoint: https://www.avclub.com/action-fans-everywhere-got-their-quarantine-fix-with-th-1845849382

I’m German and can’t believe Die Zeit gave this motherfucker a huge platform like that. Just for context, Die Zeit isn’t a fringe publication thirsty for cheap publicity. It’s a highly respected weekly newspaper that’s normally above shit like this.

I don’t know. I’d tune in to the endless cycle of self-imploding romantic gestures in *Keeley Loves Jamie And Roy* on the condition that nothing ever gets resolved.

I have it on good authority that Interstellar is extremely jealous of Solaris.

To me, Sabra is my favorite store-bought hummus, but I still can’t find a store-bought brand that comes anywhere close to the hummus I get from various Mediterranean places around town.

The av club snarking about a streamer making a technical blunder feels a lot like the guy in the glass house who liked to throw stones. 

Next time baby!!

The pandemic divorce boom is proof of this.

I don’t want to interrupt the grief of his fans but I wish more websites would acknowledge the problematic things Dalton did. We all know about what happened in Singapore.

It’s not like nobody knew deer are godless killing machines.

See, I’m really fond of Hook, but then, I was absolute perfect age for it, being seven when it came out, so my affection for it is certainly tinged by that childhood nostalgia. I can get why others hold it in lower regard.

The French love donkey show content 

This is your helpful reminder that Clerks II received an 8-minute standing ovation at Cannes: https://filmthreat.com/uncategorized/clerks-2-gets-8-minute-standing-ovation-at-cannes/

I thought it was a little too much to have Adam Driver come out in the post credit scene just to stab Indy in the gut and toss him into a pit.

Damn, if the people who are paid to post positive reactions to movies on twitter are saying it’s good then it’s gotta be so good it makes your dick fly off.