Fuck I love that line.

Making a sequel to a beloved, quirky comedy twenty years later is a bold move, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.

there was a national treasure tv show?

National Bummer, dude

Nah, that was Entertainment 720. Clearly this amateur outfit wasn’t even willing to go around the world once for their client.

Damn, I wasn’t fast enough.

I thought Entertainment 360 closed down after Tom and Jean Ralphio spent all their money. 

Usually it’s the lede that gets dropped, not the Lede doing the dropping.

As someone who's worked in professional regional theater, the complaining about intimacy coordinators always feels to me like shadowboxing. The profession was started by fight coordinators, and most intimacy coordinators I've seen are STILL mostly fight coordinators. They're just extending the job of choreographing…

Let’s not forget his performance in Thirteen Ghosts. At least, I don’t forget it because for some reason that movie is burned into my brain.

Boy look at Neverland, huh. No rainbows or fun lagoons. Now it’s just drab-colored island off the coast of Ireland.

People can multitask.

Is that really him? In less than a decade, he went from “ageless” to “meth-addled hobo.”

“I felt that acquiescing to a false claim compromised my integrity”

It seems crazy that no one seems to have actually seen it which probably didn’t help.

Merrick Garland and the DOJ sit on their ass for years. Meanwhile, a pornstar never gave up fighting.

it is definitely poopeh

He’s just miffed that Daniel Craig didn’t want to hook up with him.

I cannot fathom they’d have Trent out Colin in his book. There is no way they’d give Trent all of this character development, softening his edge as a journalist with his relationship with Ted and then last week’s episode with Roy, only to just completely torpedo it by having him do something that evil.