Do you know that CGI stands for computer generated images?.... I feel like you don’t understand what animation is.

I raise a Rock-esque eyebrow to the idea of super in shape The Rock playing his obese character in live action.

Dear AV Club, choosing live-action Moana as the one that broke your back kinda of seems racist given the whole POC princess thing. Maybe posting a bunch of articles being like “ugh seriously!” isn’t a great look.... just saying.

“who asked for this?!” an entire demographic of kids who want to see themselves on screen.

Fans dictating who a celebrity can date sounds toxic as hell. You guys don’t actually know Taylor Swift so being like “hey girl he’s not good for you” isn’t actually in anyway appropriate becuz and I feel like I need to say this again YOUR NOT ACTUALLY FRIENDS WITH TAYLOR SWIFT - YOU DON’T PERSONALLY KNOW HER.

Why not just own Taylor Swift while you’re at it. This is toxic obsessiveness. She can date who she wants. You don’t know Taylor Swift despite the delusional that she’s your best friend. She can have whomever she wants in her life. Woof.

Ew was there seriously a My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2? Just leave it alone!!!

Who is Jenna Ortega’s agent???? Jesus Christ that girl is just walking into perfect roles for herself my god.

Phyla-Vell is also on the current lineup of the Guardians of the Galaxy in the comics which is a much stronger connection than mentioning her ties to Captain Marvel (as a heads up to do your homework, AV Club staff! Google isn’t that complicated to use!!!)

I think we all came out of the film liking Star-Lord more cuz he finally grew a pair of balls in this one. The way the ended the Star-Lord/Gamora story was such big emotional growth for Star-Lord. They really left us hanging on to that moment where Star-Lord punches Thanos in the face and basically fucks half the…

I think a big criticism was that we actually needed more Bale in the film. I’ve never heard anyone criticize the last 40 minutes of the film. Anyone I’ve asked is like “the film was dope from the black & white planet onward”. Also, “glorified cameo”.... um do you not recall the cameo laden phase 1. This was just one…

I still die laughing over Star Wars announcing that Taika would get his own Star Wars film literally a week before Love & Thunder came out and then people immedately did a 180 on their worship of Waititi..... like...... I don’t think his Star Wars film is happening bahahahaha.

No one talks about the use of alcohol in the MCU and honestly it really pisses me off.

Can the MCU please stop using alcoholism to showcase a character’s sadness. As someone who spent probably 5 years of my life drunk and alone I really do not appreciate how they’ve now used Valkyrie, Fat Thor, and Star-Lord as being alcoholics to show that they’re sad. Find a less toxic method of doing this, MCU. It’s…

Yah I had a weird experience with this film where I realized I finally like Star-Lord now. It feels like it should have happened sooner.

What did you think about when Star-Lord said the big mean scary F-word? What film did you think you were going to see....? Did you cram the Baby Groot show before seeing this?

I’m pretty sure Star-Lord said “fucking” in this film....

I wondered if there was gonna be someone with this take.... ahhhhhh idk after Thor 4 refused to have any seriousness or stakes I came out really appreciating this and the critters fused with animals were very obviously CGI so like.... I think your being overly sensitive. I take the lesser evil over Clown Thor any day…

Has there been any reason to believe that Spider-Man will return....? There was the Venom thing at the end but uhhh I’m pretty sure several MCU films have ended with a villain they’ve never followed up on. Meanwhile Tom Holland’s off proposing to Zendaya and talking about wanting to be a father and nothing has been…

when it said “Star-Lord will return” my Dad was like “Does Star-Lord have super powers...?” genuinely confused as to why were gonna see him in Avengers. The only reason I can think of is that Chris Pratt is somehow the biggest celebrity in the MCU and they want name recognition now that RDJ is gone.

Oh and he’s even…

and everyone knows the way in which they’re gonna fuck up Blade / the reason this has taken so long is because they don’t know how to showcase pools of blood in the PG-13 MCU. Think back to the %100 bloodless Marvel Zombies episode of What If. They’re gonna fuck up Blade by making it bloodless is what I’m saying.

Honest…