I was surprisingly pleased with The Marvels trailer.

Again. I don’t understand your criticism. James Gunn is obviously an earthling. Your criticism is moronic. Of course it was on counter-earth because we are all actually from earth and not aliens.... I really don’t know what you think could have been improved here. Find me an alien to write the film then.

so....? What is this criticism “we can tell that earthling, James Gunn, made this film”? like.... I don’t know what you wanted here. If anything I think we were supposed to find meta-humor in counter-earth.

I really enjoyed this film (finally the MCU! fuck!) but wow did they ever hype up Adam Warlock for nothing. It’s extremely obvious that he was planted for the next Avengers film.

I finally saw this. Man I gotta say... this article gave me totally unnecessary expectations for the cold opening of this film. I was expecting to be straight up shocked. I dunno what I thought it would be but I genuinely thought given the tone of this write up that it was gonna be some shit Ive never seen on screen…

(I’ve seen the film)

I think it’s very obvious that they just need him for the next Avengers film but.... man.... after all this hype he was barely in the film.

Can we stop licking Musk’s asshole and start making fun of him, the guys head is a fucking square. How many layers of delusion does he exist within to think Grimes likes him for more than his money? 

like... is the point that he wants his head to look like a perfect square? I don’t understand it. What is his hair?

Can someone please buy him a comb. His side part and swoosh are so ugly. All the money in the world yet he’s gotta be like that.

Your suggestion that Michael Keaton would be perving on her is something only you said and I’m wondering if that means its at the forefront of you mind. I assume she would be a young lead lady much like a young Winona Ryder is. It sounds more like you judged yourself for perving on Jenna Ortega. Which. Fine.

Jenna Ortega showed up at the right time to dance her way into a handful of perfect roles didn’t she?

Did anyone else feel like the end-end credits scene for Vol. 3 was tacked on at the last minute? Maybe I’m grasping at straws.

Of course he supports not-writing.

lmao get a life loser. Do you know that acting is a job like other jobs and etiquette still exists? Nobody cares if shes an it-girl she’s like 12 and shes talking shit about her coworkers and altering their work without being asked to.

I fully support this that’s pretty obnoxious her stepping on her coworkers toes and shitting on her work. She better be careful. I’ve heard of many actors not getting work again cuz they bad mouth the set designer or whatever. I don’t care if you worship her this isn’t professional. Compare it to any other job and ask…

The star should be shit on for thinking it’s her place to do so. Have you ever had a job? Have you ever heard the term “stepping on toes” this was obnoxious on her part. There’s a chain of command you don’t turn around and shit talk your makeup artists work etc. especially not as a lead actor. That’s how suddenly no…

Uhhhh beneath No Way Home...? Remind me what merit that film had besides the back half with the Spiders-Man... I do not agree with how low Vol. 3 is. I caved and confess I liked it more than Wakanda Forever.

But like um Vol. 3 had a script with heart what is the arguement for NWH? Memes?

Jack seems pretty toxic. I’m extremely curious to see if this show has the balls to make a lesbian the villain. Once in my life I had a crush on a bisexual girl and one time at a party someones hot cousin from the US showed up and the girl I like was very obviously trying to be flirtatious with her and so I ended up…

lol you both need to go outside and stop jerking eachother off about how much you hate your lives in essay form.

One of my favourite things about Atlanta is that we never saw Paperboi rap. The show wasn’t about that. Also, I’m not sure if Brian Tyree Henry can rap but I’m glad he knew that he didn’t need to try because it was never about his rap ability. I’m gonna totally call out “And Just Like That...” here. Having Paperbois…