“here’s a picture of my dress at the show where we are apparently assaulting people on stage now.

It’s hard to keep up the pronouns all the way through, huh?

1. I’m pretty sure the actual violence that followed was the worse part of the Rwandan genocide.

Words aren’t violence. Violence is violence.

WTF. She should sue about that photo, not the pay gap.

C’mon! I think his wig looks decent.

Uh huh......keep telling yourself that.

She’s a strong, creative and brilliant woman and writer - no wonder she attracts so much hatred - from people who claim that hatred is wrong. Many of her detractors are simply envious of her success. Others are using a movement for their own selfish ambitions. She has a right to express her opinions, beliefs, whatever…

Yeah, my view of Pratt is... mixed. But at the time they signed these contracts, he was arguably the biggest star in the world. He’d just had Guardians and the Lego Movie and was probably the most bankable actor on the planet. It’s not a surprise that he got a bigger payday than anyone else on that movie.

“I love him so much for doing that. I really do, because I’ve been paid more for those kinds of things than I ever was for the movie.”

Pratt is arguably the bigger star here. Should she have been paid more? Probably, but it’s not surprising Pratt had a better contract. Pay discrepancies are obviously a problem, but there are still other factors that make an actor more valuable than other actors. Hot take time; It’s hard to feel sorry for her when…

“I love him so much for doing that. I really do, because I’ve been paid more for those kinds of things than I ever was for the movie.”

Did you even read the article? He did go to bat for her and it made a difference. And Chris Pratt was a much much bigger draw than Bryce. Still is. There is no reason he shouldn’t have been paid more than her.

Guys, can we stop pretending to be shocked when an MCU superstar and beloved TV actor gets paid more than some lady who was fifth-billed in The Help?

Benny Blanco, from the Bronx? He’s got a real heavy rep, wants to send over a bottle of champagne.

You’ll get a new season of the Venture Bros every other leap year and you’ll like it! 

Wake me up when there’s a countdown clock for the Venture Bros movie.

As far as their faux Docs go, Co-Op is my favorite, with Mulaney and Killam standouts. I will listen to the Cast Recording now and again—Paula Pell singing “I Gotta Go” is a favorite. A fun quick playlist on Spotify.

I’m sure the producers are very sorry they couldn’t let 12 year old children experience the creative joy of discovery and experimentation. Drama club is good for that, kids.

That’s why I watch comedy: for the statement of scientific facts regarding gender.