“Battletoads is broken up into four acts and can be beaten”

If nothing else I feel like it’s a necessary part of studying the filmography of Edgar Wright. Scott Pilgrim was the beginning of methods that refined Baby Driver.

Every shot of that movie is a damned Masterpiece.

The original demo was locked behind a $10-$15 magazine purchase.

Courts are to settle legal matters, not to tell you if a practice is shitty

Man, am I not loving the new format of the main page. It reminds me of Polygon’s format, and that format used to be fine until they decided to wash the entire website in white. The main page of Kotaku looks awful. Those thin borders aren’t doing much and now my eyes have to look everywhere for articles instead. Guess…

Microsoft and Pro-Consumer? Hahaha, good joke man, good joke.

You mean the Microsoft, that after YEAAAAARS of people telling them and reminding them they are a game developer now and not just a brand of PC? You mean the Microsoft the consumers told they can’t promise shit and when releasing it it being nothing like their actual products because all the stuff they show is…

You realized that they had to pay Sony in order to put Spider-Man in the game right...? It’s in the very credits crawl.

To be fair, if you were planning on buying this game yesterday you were planning on buying it without Spiderman.

Discovering that some other people might have Spiderman doesn’t make the decision you were making yesterday any different. You’re still buying a game where you can’t play as Spiderman.

Someone has paid for that extra content though and it’s Sony.

And millions of customers shouldn’t want multiple platforms.

You mean how you couldn’t see the X-men in a Marvel film because it was exclusive to Fox?

Are you seriously trying to pretend that the most popular avenger would not be in an avengers game unless sony came to the rescue?

How is this anti-consumer? Let’s look at it another way: if Sony didn’t pay the developer to make exclusive content, that content wouldn’t exist for anyone. Would you rather have nobody be able to use Spider-Man or the largest playerbase be able to use Spider-Man? I see this more as a reward to their consumers that…

It is the most hilariously overdesigned piece of console tech I’ve ever seen and I am HERE for it. It’s like if Audi made a console. It’s like if Frank Lloyd Wright took a stab at an Apple product. The fucking thing has FINS for crying out loud! The only way it looks even more ridiculous is if it could do 0-60 in 9…

This.

Fuck this headline. I love it.

That’s not Ultra-Man, that’s Abe Sapien doing Ultra-Man cosplay.