You know I love you more than my luggage....

Yeah, but let’s submit all of the Democrats to purity tests.

(Psst: Try removing Adblock, then reinstalling it.  It worked for me, as I hadn’t updated Adblock for about four years.)

It’s horrendously depressing that so many of these queens can’t recognize the word “colonel” on a teleprompter.

Thank fucking God.  This show should’ve ended ten years ago.

Speaking as an ancient gay, I can confirm that GLAAD always and forever just wants headlines, and celebrities showing up at their parties.

Would someone please kill this post?  It’s entirely fake.

Crap. Tried to link to Instagram, and failed -- miserably.

It was actually a tribute to Hector Xtravaganza, who died at the end of December last year.

Try looking at it like the whitening of a pimple (or, better, something like a cyst on your back): That zit has got to get really white before you can pop it, otherwise nothing’s gonna happen. But once it finally does get really, really white, you can squeeze it out, and it’s gone!

I absolutely want to know who the background players were - this little bit worked (and worked well) only because of all the background dancers, and it’s criminal that those dancers aren’t credited.

Hee!  Not buying it, though -- still hope Trump drops dead at 72, just like our last obese president.

Having Googled it, I think I thought “Kiss Me” was from The Cranberries. (Or some other 1990s band with a similarly winsome-sounding front woman as the singer.)  I definitely wasn’t listening to “Christian” rock at the time.

I don’t know what the dating scene is like in Washington, D.C., but I hope he gets rejected on a daily basis — even by sex workers — just because he’s such an obviously repugnant human being.

Currently living in a giant, mostly empty house in the middle of a mostly empty “city” in north-central Pennsylvania after having lived in Brooklyn for ten years and Chicago for twenty, and I completely agree with you. This. Is. Hell.

How is Kentucky only two states away from the Mexican border?

He wasn’t named for the traitor president of the Confederacy. He was named for his grandfather:

Nope. Looked it up — Trump’s the fattest president since Taft, and as Trump is 72 now, and Taft was 55 at the very end of his term, and Taft died at 72, one can only hope Trump will FUCKING DROP DEAD this year.

Keep getting Trump reelected, Splinter.

God, I’m tired.  I totally misread this show’s name as “Sixpence None La Bruja.” And I’m pretty sure I’ve never heard a single song Sixpence None the Richer has ever released.