This should completely be the bigger story, here -- how many racist shits are currently working in ERs and ORs right now? Or even as primary care physicians?

I don’t know how old you are, but I am firmly in the late end of middle age, and a ton of now-questionable shit (and even then-questionable shit) made it into yearbooks in the ‘70s and ‘80s, mainly under the category of “’funny’ candids.” That “the photo should never have been printed” is absolutely, 100% true, but…

Actually, now that I think about it, this site should solicit horror stories from former scouts, and how those experiences scarred said scouts for life. That could be a fun little feature.

Cosign. I was a scout as a kid, and the experience of shitting in an open fucking trench at my first campsite was so traumatic, I refused to poop in any public facility — including the private bathrooms at work — for nearly 30 years.

I’d say it’s a step below Riverdale, but that’s probably just me. Otherwise, I completely agree with you — unless you’re a dumbass teenager (of any gender), there’s no way the lead represents anything but what he is: A fucking murderous sociopath.

“Pedanterist”?  Ha!

“Champing.” CHAMPING AT THE BIT. Will no one ever get this right again?

Yeah, just make sure we all vote in lock-step behind whichever -- whomever -- the Democratic nominee is in 2020.  Our only goal should be getting this shitbag out of the Oval Office.

Brilliant. I’m in love with the mental image alone.

I seriously just now had this moment, where I saw the phrase “President Trump,” and I entered something approximating a fugue state, where I questioned my own grasp on reality. Trump? Him? Really? STILL?

Because that’s exactly what she is.

I understand you need to present yourself as woke, but why can’t you just call her “Trump’s Lying Fucking Whore”?

Bingo. They make their primary money off advertising. Giving him even only 30 minutes of their prime-time, over-the-air programming for free? Because of his fucking wall? Which is supported by less than 40% of the country? No.

I keep screaming for my family to have their annual “Beach Week” festivities anywhere but North Carolina, but they still insist on the Outer Banks, every single goddamned year. “Warm water!” “Nice houses!” “Limited people!” I’m fucking done this year — they’ll have to deal with Cape May Point (and its supposedly…

I think Bebe Neuwirth would say she’s been doing just fine since 1998.

“Restaurateurs.”  There’s no “n.”

I desperately hope he’s doing okay.

The costumes are fabulous, though.

“Aisle.”