May he rot in Hell.

Because her supporters refused the pizzas, I ordered one for myself.  Yum.

I’ve seen several adaptations of Rebecca, and Armie will not only do just fine, but he’ll also be one of the hottest Maxim De Winters on record. (Sorry, not feeling Laurence Olivier. Come at me.)

Linda Tripp was and continues to be a horrible human being. Monica Lewinsky should be insisting upon an apology from her, as well.

Four-year-olds find them fascinating, for some bizarre reason.

Not starring you for voting for Nader in 2000, because JESUS CHRIST, WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT YOU WERE BACK THEN, but starring you for learning from your mistake. Grievous though that initial error was.

God, seriously.  Again:  Fuck off, Libby.

Fuck off, Libby.

It is, indeed.

I’m so totally annoyed by advertising (after working for 23 years in the business), that I now watch only channels like TCM, just to avoid it.

Fuck, I’m old enough to remember Walter Cronkite.  Lord, how I miss those days....

I don’t know about you, but I was never that fucking stupid.

By the way, Orrin Hatch is currently The Oldest Republican Man In The Senate. He’s announced his retirement after this term ends. Guess who’s going to be The Next Oldest Republican Man In The Senate come January 2019?

Actually (and I don’t mean to nit-pick, but it’s true), after Paul Ryan, it’s The Oldest Republican Man In The Senate, which right now is Orrin Hatch. After that comes Whoever Is Secretary Of State At The Moment, followed by Steve Mnuchin (a.k.a., the guy who profited off the repossession of the Republican…

I’ll quote Omarosa for the very first and very last time here:

I miss the days, 20 years ago now, when you could watch Bobbie Battista on Headline News for an hour and get a pretty good overview of what was actually happening that day.

I’m in rural Pennsylvania, and I’m worried about the same sort of electoral malfeasance.  How do I oppose it?

I can’t wait to find out what they’ve heard.

But then we’d be stuck with Pence.

Trust me: They didn’t do this without extensive — extensive — market research that proved to them that they would make a hell of a lot more money this way. From what I remember of the market research when I worked in advertising for them, consumers give zero thought to the relative prices — consumers just…