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Y’know, I’m watching the Turner Classic Movies channel right now (as I almost always do anyway, because no commercials) while reading this item, and I’m glad all the people I’m watching on screen are dead (save Rita Moreno, who is very much alive) because THEY DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT LIKE WE DO.

Guess who Billy Eichner graduated from Northwestern University with? Jennie Eisenhower, the great-grandchild and grandchild of Presidents Dwight D. Eisenhower and Richard Nixon, respectively.

It’s all so disgusting, and you’re probably right.

I don’t think you understand immigration laws during the 1800s and early 1900s. No one was “documented” back then, by modern standards. Unless you were Chinese, before World War I, if you showed up anywhere in the United States, you were allowed in, and were allowed to make Declarations of Intent immediately.

Nice idea, but I doubt any of my teenaged scribblings will be useful to anyone in the future — if I remember correctly, my BEACH HOUSE weeks coincided with the Democrats’ convention that year, and I doubt I wrote anything substantial on my calendar like, “OMG, they just made Gerry Ferraro the first WOMAN on a major

About a year ago, Esquire ran an article, in which the author couldn’t find Trump’s parents’ gravesites. Here they are:

The block lasted all of about an hour before my eighty-something (and gin-drinking, at 7 in the morning) mother started fake-crying, claimed all of her hatefully ungrateful children had turned against her, yelled that I had illegally taken away her sole source of information about the world (“violation of my First

P.S.:  “Boof” refers to butt-fucking.  Everyone who went to high school in the ‘80s knows this.  Fuck Brett Kavanaugh.

K, I’m probably gonna get flamed for this, but:

Christ, this fucked me off during the campaign, and still fucks me off now — one of his Pennsylvania rallies was held at the Cumberland Valley High School gym, for Christ’s sake, just so his campaign could contrast the, oh, say, 1500 people in a high school gym with the “thousands” outside thronging to get in. “See?

Tonight, I blocked my eighty-something parents’ access to all 24-hour cable news channels, FOX foremost amongst them.  I’m expecting a goddamned shitstorm in the morning.

My eightysomthing mother is full-throatedly backing the “boys will be boys, girls will be sluts” narrative many Republicans are selling right now, and I just...I just can’t deal with it — mainly because all four of her daughters were sexually assaulted when they were teenagers. AND SHE KNOWS THAT.

I’m a 50-year-old white man. Unfortunately, I’ll probably be dead by 2050, long before I see this country’s inevitably rising minority-majority take true power, and hopefully use that power for good.

“He was dismayed to see that Jones got over 20,000 votes, many of them presumably from people voting a straight Republican ticket.”

Brett Kavanaugh and Mark Judge are Kurt and Ram from Heathers, if Kurt and Ram had been suffered to live.

Completely agree. Tatro in Season One portrayed the epitome of the shitbag, idiot, wastoid, needlessly distruptive moron everyone hated in high school, and yet he, as an actor, was so charismatic, you ended up having little choice but to side with him.

I officially live in Brooklyn, but I’m down in Pennsylvania long-term to help out with family, and acquiring an absentee ballot — for two different primaries, and then the general election — is such a pain in the ass in New York that I registered down here for the midterms. Not too mad about it, though, because my

I’m a 50-year-old white man, and I hate the fact that we’re going to be stuck with Gorsuch and Kavanaugh and all of the other lifetime appointees to the Federal bench, likely for the rest of my goddamned life.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.  It shouldn’t be that difficult to find this asshole after a whole goddamned year.

“Bawls.” That little prick doesn’t have a dick big enough to “ball” his own eyes out, no matter how flexible his back is.