I told my brother-in-law before we moved down here, to Northeast Pennsylvania from Brooklyn, New York, “The people you’re about to meet in this town are the people who couldn’t get out.”

These people are just not that smart.

do these people have access to the internet?

He never said that.

I watch local news programming (full disclosure: WNEP, one of the Tribune stations Sinclair is set to take over, while Sinclair already owns WOLF, WQMY, and WSWB in the same media market) for the local weather only, but plenty of people in this godforsaken corner of Pennsylvania actually do rely on the station’s six…

Hugh Laurie’s better for the next two-decade set of this show. Remember the ages of the actors.

Bingo.

Don’t forget Jeff Zucker’s role in all of this, though. Someone needs to whack that soulless motherfucker upside the head with a sock full of batteries.

AND it makes her 11 years younger than she actually was — same with the driver’s license. How in hell did she get away with that?

Nah, not buying it — the city people in the remake had he same intimacy with each other as the small-town people had in the original. That’s why the remake’s ending scene had and still has the ability to induce chills.

Don’t get too caught up in the details — what Zinke did was flat-out fucking racist, and we need to attack him based simply on that fact: That he was a flat-out-fucking racist.

Oh, fuck this shit. I’m trying to calm down after an especially idiotic week, and THAT happens? NOW? All of these people are shit.

Not a weird quirk — I heard that, too, and I was raised in a completely mainstream suburban Catholic environment. I don’t think it was tied to Christ’s age when he died, though. I think it was the “ideal” age for humans — around the mid- to late-20s — and it was an idea promulgated by someone big and serious, like St.…

What was the University of Pennsylvania story about “Donnie Diapers,” again?

But...she had five children with that joke of a stench of a human being. That joke of a stench is going to surround her five children forever.

Yes.

“I didn’t know you were supposed to tip bartenders until I was 25 years old.”

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)

I’m of Irish descent. Can I still use “Paddy Wagon”? I’m also totally white — can I use the term “uppity” against white idiots? Many of whom deserve the term? And can I still call myself a “pillow biter” and a “butt pirate” because I’m gay? I’m also part Jewish — can I call myself a yid? I’d love to learn your…