And on top of it all, how do South Koreans say “South Korea” in Korean? I’d really like to know.

And we pronounced “Beijing” as “Peking” for a very long time, until we were corrected, and then we proceeded to pronounce “Beijing” wrong. Get over it.

Hee! My disrespectful, insensitive, hegemonist pig of a computer wouldn’t copy over the so-called “special” characters when I wanted it to. We must Twitter-shame Hewlett-Packard for failing me so miserably.

And we say “Moscow” instead of “Moskva,” and “Saint Petersburg” instead of “Sankt Peterburg,” and “Munich” instead of “Munchen,” and “Rome” instead of “Roma,” and “Venice” instead of “Venezia,” and “Florence” instead of “Firenze,” and “Dublin” instead of “Baile Atha Cliath,” and there are literally dozens of other…

Starred for Italian Village. I loved that place when I lived in the city.

I lived in Chicago for 23 years after growing up in the Northeast, and I found this legitimately creepy for all of those 23 years.

He’s showing up in Trump’s part of Pennsylvania, for some stupid reason:

I have zero problems with this — Larry Flynt did the same thing in the ‘90s and took down Republican hypocrite Bob Livingston as a result. No “mocking fascination” from me — just a decades-long desire to expose hypocrite Republicans for what and who they truly are.

Oh, by the way, I’m talking about Wynn. Everyone knows Trump isn’t nearly as rich.

With all of his fucking money, you’d think this dick would be able to afford better hair.

Because smart liberals would never in a million years run for office.

Love the idea, but he can barely speak proper English off a teleprompter at this point. Phonetic Russian’s uncomfortable combinations of consonants is just far beyond his ability.

“Breath bated.”

Christ, I remember when Joan Collins calling Linda Evans a bitch on primetime was the pearl-clutching moment of 1982 (or maybe 1983). This shit? Just makes me feel fucking old.

I told everyone who would listen (and I’m not really exaggerating) that the 2016 election was entirely about judicial nominations and confirmations for the next four years, and nearly everyone (because most of them were straight and white) blew me off. “Pfft. Court decisions don’t ever affect me. And nobody else,…

Trust: The Irish Curse is real.

Also:

Yep. Graduated into the 1990-1991 recession, got fucked by the 2000-2002 recession, and got fucked once again by the 2008-2010 recession. And the New York Times wonders why I’m grumpy:

Brian Kilmeade got a fucking book deal? For a biography of Andrew Fucking Jackson? Who the fuck is the goddamned publisher?

That’s mainly because California had two Democrats running for the open Senate seat in 2016 general election (a fact that many of my Trump-loving relatives decried as “not giving Californians a real choice,” even after they’d been presented with the fact that California’s nonpartisan blanket primary law results in the…