Fuck Geraldo. JAIL Geraldo.

Nah, I just heard that he was a closet case, from someone who knew him way back then. Nothing scandalous to most current people, but to the retrogrades who despise homos? They’d probably have Issues.

In fairness, that photo’s from around the time he won a Peabody for his expose of Willowbrook:

It was 1991. People were expected to accept that kind of shit. And no, I don’t have a better explanation than that.

Would that this would end Geraldo’s fucking worthless career, but he’s under the cover of FOX News right now, right?

...and this is what infuriates me more than anything else. Clarence Thomas is still — STILL — on the goddamned bench.

I’d agree with your dad, but for one thing, we’re not even a year into the current administration, and for another, this administration (with the help of the Republican senate, of course) has already fucked the judicial branch in ways Reagan could only have dreamed of.

“Read up on Thomas Brunell?” That’s all you’re writing about him? How’s about including the subhead to the linked article? “The 2020 count might be put in the hands of an inexperienced professor who wrote that ‘Competitive Elections are Bad for America.’”

Fred Rogers is not safe. At least, according to what I heard.

I heard rumors about Fred Rogers back in the 1980s. Take that as you will.

I have zero doubt this is exactly what will happen.

I got rid of social media, period. And I’ve been much, much better for it.

You are me, and I am you.

The torch is wrong — that’s the replacement torch, which has been in place only since the 1980s restoration. The original torch looked like this:

I see the Rob Lowe thing in the stills, but in action, this guy looks and acts like some hastily and ineptly molded melange of every single “bad guy” stereotype from every single 1980s film that had one. The wig he’s forced to act through is fucking atrocious, his ass isn’t all that, and he ultimately has absolutely…

You must be 16.

Also, from Esquire:

Gay Chad here (and rapidly aging at that). Just went with the sister and the niece and the nephew to an amusement park in the T of Pennsyltucky that had a low-key Halloween-season “haunted” train ride for the kiddies (and their handlers) through the woods at the back of the park. The storyline for the little…

Only 43,000 votes in a city of 212,000 people?

I’ve wanted to marry Seanbaby ever since I saw his review of Alyssa Milano’s ‘Teen Steam’ workout video: