As of his remarks today in Chile, where he whole-heartedly supported Trump’s remarks in their entirety, he’s a Nazi apologist, so fuck his pasty ass. (Not literally — no one should be subjected to that torture. Except for maybe Baked Alaska and Millennial Matt.)

Except for the fact that Pence would become president.

In my totally hypothetical world, every Republican drops fucking dead tomorrow morning from massive strokes.

Same here with regard to first cousins, and my parents have 17 grandchildren and 12 great-grandchildren.

I’ve posted this before, but the problem I have with this explanation for his name is that is grandfather was born before the Civil War, and indeed before the 1860 election that led to the secession of the various traitorous southern states:

Fucking revolting.

The end game is to repeal anything and everything the Obama Administration enacted.

The creepy old guy at the club was the groom:

This needs waaaaaaaaay more stars.

Oh, fuck off. Are you really defending him, or are you being Internet “sarcastic”?

Was this it?

His current life and career wouldn’t have been possible if his ancestors hadn’t emigrated to the United States from Europe:

You’re Catholic? You’ve already been condemned to Hell, according to these fuckwits.

Not for nothing, but Wheaton has always been an abject shithole of ultra-conservative fuckheads.

Chalamet is 21 playing 17. Hammer is 30 playing 24.

WTFEver. He still voted for the Obamacare repeal. Fuck him.

I’d still hate-fuck him.

Please. Busting goth kids for things they didn’t do is so ‘90s.

I’m sorry those kids got his Fat Genes. (And I say this as a person who received plenty of Fat Genes from my ancestors.)

Brilliant. Someone, somewhere should start an actual White House Dead Pool. I’d love to play that damned game.